What would you do with a four minute warning?

Nerf Ninja

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Sit in the garden and toast the devestation, feeling really happy that I was there to see it all go boom.
 

BENZOOKA

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Snake Plissken said:
Jerk off whilst smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer.
Something along these lines, but I can't see a scenario where I would be informed about that and would believe it.

Then again, I'm most probably doing at least one of those activities in any time given.
 

IamQ

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I would get stressed, and before I figure out anything to do, I'll be dead.
 

gee666

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Try and leave as much of my DNA around as possible (take from that what you will, but i was thinking hair) and hope for some mad resurection ala A.I.
 

loc978

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raep, murder, arson and raep.

really awkward if it turns out to be a false alarm.
 

Imp Poster

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Blind Sight said:
Roll a joint, get my Pink Floyd CD, sit on my porch and blast 'The Great Gig In The Sky' as the world ends.
Dam ninjad. Hopefully, get some hydroponically grown, Canada has the best. Die before the munchies kick in.
 

Paulie92

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Have a shower, thanks to the drought four minutes is the recommended shower time. My shower would end with my death
 

Shinrae

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Blind Sight said:
Roll a joint, get my Pink Floyd CD, sit on my porch and blast 'The Great Gig In The Sky' as the world ends. Oh, and laugh like a madman when it's finally coming to an end. I'm going to enjoy Ragnarok dammit. Maybe even give the Devil the finger or something if he shows up.
Get out of my head charles!
 

forsinain42

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Obvious. Eat all the curry powder in the house and wash it down with something gassy. Go to the toilet and take a dump at just the right moment so that the world explodes with you and you can think you caused it. Not classy but should be good fun. :)

Alternatively, find a toyota hilux and sit in it. We all know they are indestructible!
 

Death916

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Snake Plissken said:
Jerk off whilst smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer.

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why was that wat i was thinking.. but instead of a cig a blunt :p gotta get high one more time
 

Death916

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Imp Poster said:
Blind Sight said:
Roll a joint, get my Pink Floyd CD, sit on my porch and blast 'The Great Gig In The Sky' as the world ends.
Dam ninjad. Hopefully, get some hydroponically grown, Canada has the best. Die before the munchies kick in.
canada has the what??? i guess youve never been to california