What would you ride into battle?

AetherWolf

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I didn't know tanks were an extinct animal species. :p

Anyway, I'd pick this beast.


A Megalodon shark, with freakin' lasers attached to it's head!
 

Capt MacGregor

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Armour plated ground sloth with mounted turrets :p, but if we are allowed LoTR creatures then why not a balrog or a mumaki?
 

pauloalbatross

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An elephant on top of a tiger on top of a bear on top of a lion on top of a zebra on top of a great dane on top of a cat on top of a gerbil. Or perhaps the Beast of Craggy Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chirpy_Burpy_Cheap_Sheep).

Of course, in real life it's turtles all the way down, but that's just the world (imagine charging into battle astride a planet)
 

AwesomeFerret

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A giant winged ferret that breathes fire! Bow before me! Your fluffy fiery flying death has arrived! And once you're finished being roasted, you can admire how adorable it is! Mwhahaha!
 

manythings

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Can I have a sled/chariot pulled by honey badgers? Seriously they would fucking eat everything else on this list.
 

Scarim Coral

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Why Grimlock from Transformers of course! He's a freaking robot T-Rex. He's a freaking tobot T-Rex so he doesn't have vulnerable fleshy skin.


Just replace Wheelie (the orange robot riding him) from the above image with me on him.
 

Jonny49

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You know what's cooler than a sloth? I giant sloth.

With some armour plating, machine guns and those badass claws, we'll kick arse till our feet are saw. Then perhaps nap, then kick some more.

I shall name him...Dozy.
 

Athol

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A triceratop. Cover it in plate armour and chain mail, cap its horns with sharpend steel spikes, and add two saddles. One for a rider, who guides the animal, and the other for an archer.
 

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Orekoya said:
Jedamethis said:
Orekoya said:
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I believe this is the best answer possible, but I'll let the rest have their say.
I don't like /threads...

Why, a heavily armoured mecha-rhino of course. What a silly question.
The only way to top a bear is to have the bear that you're riding be riding something else too.

And the only way to top that is to have a tiger riding the bear and so on?
Until you reach the Ridiculous Limit.
 

Orekoya

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Jedamethis said:
Orekoya said:
Jedamethis said:
Orekoya said:
/thread
I believe this is the best answer possible, but I'll let the rest have their say.
I don't like /threads...

Why, a heavily armoured mecha-rhino of course. What a silly question.
The only way to top a bear is to have the bear that you're riding be riding something else too.

And the only way to top that is to have a tiger riding the bear and so on?
Until you reach the Ridiculous Limit.
You're catching on. Except you forgot something, ridiculous has no limit.