You wanna know my inner thoughts? Good Luck!
If you had the chance to go back in time to visit and community with your younger self, what would you say or do? Don't say bang.
Don't say bang. Don't say bang. Bang, your Honour!! God DAMN IT!
If people wish to do that, then fine. What would Para now say to the young Para?
If you had the chance to go back in time to visit and community with your younger self, what would you say or do? Don't say bang.
Don't say bang. Don't say bang. Bang, your Honour!! God DAMN IT!
If people wish to do that, then fine. What would Para now say to the young Para?
Current Me: Hey Para?
Young Me: Who's Para?
CM: In several years you will know. Listen, you know that shyness you have and social awkwardness you suffer through each day?
YM: Yeah?
CM: You will grow out of it. Well you guess you have too seeing as you will get all the chicks and dudes and pounding puss and butts. Nah I am kidding, you aren't a douche.
YM: What's a douche?
CM: In due time young one. Oh and slang changes every fucking week so don't even bother trying to keep up. Waste of time.
YM: Dnt gas bruv.
CM: *SMACK!* What the fuck did I just tell you!?
YM: Don't fucking...
CM: SHUT UP!! Listen, you will discover the internet soon and my god it is beautiful. Just do not let the internet become you. There is darkness involved. So much anger, rage, nontroversies and buzzwords of the week. Try to stay away and do not take everything to heart over the net.
YM: Anything else old man, I need to get back to... reading.
CM: I'm in my 20's you ass and you aren't reading jack, you lil wanker. Tug tug tug, here comes the white fudge.
YM: ...
CM: Lastly, be the kind side of you. Handle your anger carefully and no matter how much things seem shit and dark, have hope that you will find the light and that one person will come along and she will change everything for the better. Enjoy every moment with her.
YM: Okay. Thanks.
CM: Also do not say "cartoons" when you get older. It pisses people off for some reason. You must say "animation".
YM: Like the Batman cartoons?
CM: No no no. What did I just say? "Batman Animated Series". Get it?
YM: But it's a cartoon? Why do I need too...
CM: ssssshhhush!! You can't beat it. It's the rules of the internet. Also think up your own opinions on things. You do not need validation from an echo chamber.
YM: You know you are telling me what to do right?
CM: God I was an inquisitive ass. Don't lose that.
YM: Anything else?
CM: Just one thing.
YM: What?
CM: You will stumble upon a site. A popular site that centers around gaming, comics and all things nerdy. Your task if you choose to accept it, is to take it down slowly from the inside. The site begins with an "E" and always talks about escaping things. Paragon Fury will do this also.
YM: Who? You are so weird.
CM: WE only get weird young Para. Only get weirder.
Young Me: Who's Para?
CM: In several years you will know. Listen, you know that shyness you have and social awkwardness you suffer through each day?
YM: Yeah?
CM: You will grow out of it. Well you guess you have too seeing as you will get all the chicks and dudes and pounding puss and butts. Nah I am kidding, you aren't a douche.
YM: What's a douche?
CM: In due time young one. Oh and slang changes every fucking week so don't even bother trying to keep up. Waste of time.
YM: Dnt gas bruv.
CM: *SMACK!* What the fuck did I just tell you!?
YM: Don't fucking...
CM: SHUT UP!! Listen, you will discover the internet soon and my god it is beautiful. Just do not let the internet become you. There is darkness involved. So much anger, rage, nontroversies and buzzwords of the week. Try to stay away and do not take everything to heart over the net.
YM: Anything else old man, I need to get back to... reading.
CM: I'm in my 20's you ass and you aren't reading jack, you lil wanker. Tug tug tug, here comes the white fudge.
YM: ...
CM: Lastly, be the kind side of you. Handle your anger carefully and no matter how much things seem shit and dark, have hope that you will find the light and that one person will come along and she will change everything for the better. Enjoy every moment with her.
YM: Okay. Thanks.
CM: Also do not say "cartoons" when you get older. It pisses people off for some reason. You must say "animation".
YM: Like the Batman cartoons?
CM: No no no. What did I just say? "Batman Animated Series". Get it?
YM: But it's a cartoon? Why do I need too...
CM: ssssshhhush!! You can't beat it. It's the rules of the internet. Also think up your own opinions on things. You do not need validation from an echo chamber.
YM: You know you are telling me what to do right?
CM: God I was an inquisitive ass. Don't lose that.
YM: Anything else?
CM: Just one thing.
YM: What?
CM: You will stumble upon a site. A popular site that centers around gaming, comics and all things nerdy. Your task if you choose to accept it, is to take it down slowly from the inside. The site begins with an "E" and always talks about escaping things. Paragon Fury will do this also.
YM: Who? You are so weird.
CM: WE only get weird young Para. Only get weirder.