What would your dream weapon be?

[Nyan Cat]

C'thulu. With a spartan lazer for each tentacle. I will be unstoppable!

 

[ultrachicken]

A gun that shoots parasites into my enemies that make them zombies.
Yeah...

 

[Xeros]

The Dragon Spear.

 

[JWW]

A rapid-firing, long-range shotgun.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Sawed off shotgun without ironsights. No stock, and slugs, not buckshot.

 

[HonkingAntalope]

a gun that melts enemies while playing jigglypuff music

 

[ottenni]

A razor sharp feather. On fire. That or a catapult that shoots catapults.

Or see this page.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don't_exist,_but_should

 

[Romblen]

A gun that fires boots through the internet. That way I can kick people in the face with out ever leaving the computer. Now I need to figure out why I want to kick people in the face.

 

[wolfy098]

A ki based weapon which allows me to form ki blades and guns that fire (guess) along my arms

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

A portable television that can only play Batman and Robin
its designed to make you suffer..... alot

 

[brunothepig]

I want a staff. That's it. Oh, it allows me to do anything I put my mind too. It won't fry someone if my mind strays though. So, yeah. Unoriginal, but it's true, so what else am I gonna say?

 

[kidigus]

A portal gun, mixed with a combine pulse rifle, with an extendible blade.

 

[BENZOOKA]

The holy hand grenade of Antioch.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

MY BARE DAMN HANDS!!!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

An imperial lasgun, only it's as powerful as the railgun mounted on a tau hammerhead fireing as fast as your average minigun with a underslug portal gun, powered by a ZPM from the Stargate universe. And a chainsword as back-up weapon, because chainswords are awesome.

 

[Urgh76]

my favorite weapon?

No weapon

Peace is the perfect weapon

(dual-wield nunchucks)

 

[SpireOfFire]

the Lancer from gears of war.

CHAINSAW MACHINE GUN! BOOSH!!!

 

[IxionIndustries]

This:

It would come as a tiny gear necklace, and when I will it to, it would transform into that mech. It would have every weapon imaginable, capable of fending off even the most powerful of nightmares. (Here's looking at you, Zozo the Clown..)

Coupled with the Dream Artifact that has eluded my subconscious quest for ages, I would be the most powerful person in the dreamscapes.

Unfortunately, I would have to learn how to induce lucid dreaming, and that's a looong way away.

 

[Demonio Penguino]

Hax gun- lets you shout "HAX!" and send computer monitors flying toward the enemy's face.

 

[hannan4mitch]

Actually, I'd have 2. First would be an automatic railgun that fires plasma jacketed depleted uranium rounds. The other one would be a two handed sword that turns into a glaive that also has a melta and a flamethrower attached to it.