What would Your Last Words Be?

Geamo

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"Now all of you go! You know your duties. Execute them well. The universe has many horrors yet to throw at us. This is not the end of our struggle. This is just the beginning of our crusade ti save Humanity. Be faithful! Be strong! Be vigilant!"

Cookies go to whoever figures out who said this quote.
 

Cheesus333

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"Oh my! I seem to hear a strange whistling noise in my ear! I should probably get that checked. Hmm? What's this? My shadow has grown considerably - and taken the shape of a Grand Piano! My, how bizarre. And see how it grows larger still! Perhaps I should stop labouring the point and get hit by the pia-"

or

"No no no. You seem to be afraid of the snake, when it's actually completely harmless! You see, I'll show you! Just put it's teeth in my wrist... and... ther-"

or maybe even

"Ha! That'll show you, and your large weapon!"
 

Spinozaad

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"I curse Zoidbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerg!"


Or:

"Oh my friends, I am dying.
Yet this is beside the point.
Let there be no crying.
Bury me, before I smell up the joint."
 

Syphonz

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1) "this...this is your fault!"

2) "tell my wife...I only envisioned petra nemcova whe we had sex"

3) "I had diarrea last week, and your sock was the only thing i could find to wipe my ass"

4) "gimme your knife, I have to take your legs and attach them to my body"

5) "its getting dark...but at least i don't have to look at your ugly ass no more'
 

Gitsnik

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"It's a pity I can't edit that last part"

Look forum pun AND acceptable last words :)
 

kurozen

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"Now... you'll never.. find... the treasure."

Or else:

"There is... another... Sky...walker."

Probably been done in this thread already though.
 

NeedAUserName

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"Ha, I'm beating you in the human race."

"Well this was boring"

"Look it will be fine, naked flames never really make {insert name of highly explosive} explode."