What would your mafia nickname be.

[sebar nl]

Number one: You don't often get to pick your own nickname in the mafia.
Number two: Many of the nick-names I have seen on this thread display a poor understanding of the Mafia in general.
Number three: They'd probably call me Ollie the Kraut.

no yours would probably be "that guy with no sense of humor"

You can think organized crime and murder is funny if you want. I think I'm gonna go make a call...

I'm sorry but i don't think coming up with nicknames isn't the same as organized crime. You do realize that this topic isn't serious in any way at all, right?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Flint
Mr Zero
Hoods

To explain the first one, my weapon preference is a Flintlock Pistol

 

[UberMore]

Second Chance
or
Preacher
or
Mercy

"I'm not in the Mafia because I want to be, but not because I owe someone. I don't owe anybody, and I do what I please. I'm here because it's my job, a job I'm very good at...but only when being good is called for. Now, I'll ask you again; but this time, I want you to tell me the truth; and this time, I may not be so forgiving..."

 

[Yudas]

Lefty

In part hommage to Donnie Brasco but mostly because it's lower...

That mio amigo is an hommage-worthy movie.

I'd be Tommy 2 secs.

My names actually not Tommy but I'd last just about 2 seconds as a mobster before I'd be sleeping with the fishes.

 

[Mondo_Generator]

I'd be Bobby Bazooka, because I'll blow up your shit.

 

[Nils]

Timmy Two-Times, Timmy Two-Times.