What Your Obnoxious Profile Pictures Say About You

[Doclector]

My profile is me in a pirate costume, so I think I'm safe. And it's a really awesome hat, too.

 

[BabySinclair]

They say it takes 9 minutes in real life to judge someone? I'm special then, I do it in 2. Profile pics take only seconds.

Profile pic doesn't show my face so people can't say for certain who it it (and I don't wear that hat anymore)

If you have a problem with my avatar I won't like you anyways and as such don't care about your opinion.

 

[Aprilgold]

You see this is why I like having the same name as a famous historical figure. You type my name into Goolge, you will literally NEVER find me, unless you are really committed.

Yeah, but I can see there being some downsides, Adolf.

You'd be surprised, it's quite a hit with the ladies.

From the Jews to the clubs, its... ADDDOOOLLLFF!
Goodness I laughed more at those jokes then anything else today.

I haven't changed my Facebook picture in over a year or so, and I don't give a damn, I'm never on there anyway.

What you get from me is that I have a thing for the adorable, electricity and pokemon.

 

[Stammer]

No cartoon characters? Well shoot, I'm screwed. I just finished using 8 different pictures of Fry from Futurama for free coffee week (and yes, those pictures were of him getting progressively more buzzed from coffee).

But whatever. My picture is currently of me smiling next to my dog, who is also smiling. Nothing wrong with that, apparently. lol

 

[burningdragoon]

Wait so I shouldn't have Boshi as my profile picture? I can't even remember the last time my FB profile picture actually had me in it.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Alternatively... you could not have a profile traceable to you.

 

[shadyh8er]

Also, why are people against hugs?

My thoughts exactly! People are sad.

OT: That bit about cartoon characters bothers me, what with all the MLP profile pics here on the Escapist. I mean they're just repping their favorite show. Nothing to get mad about.

 

[KillKill]

But what about my main picture beeing me between naked blonde twins, hugging them, while drinking vodka, all sitting on top of a car (with lens flare effects), doing gang gestures with a extremely angry face?

Awwww man.... i screwed in every aspect D:

I don't even have to see that and I already hate you D:<

 

[Archemetis]

Honestly though, besides that one time I put a Trapinch as my display, the only cartoon characters that have represented me have been my own, and they're me!

 

[KillKill]

Also, why are people against hugs?

My thoughts exactly! People are sad.

OT: That bit about cartoon characters bothers me, what with all the MLP profile pics here on the Escapist. I mean they're just repping their favorite show. Nothing to get mad about.

Maybe this thing was carried out by lonely bitter people?

 

[KillKill]

Huh....How about two plushies (Knuckles and a book-reading chocobo) hugging? Is that positive or negative?

...Not that I care, really. I only friend people I know in real life, and close my profile to non-friends.

I think inspiring our chocobos to read can only be apositive thing

 

[Freaky Lou]

On FB, pretty much all my profile pictures are just me looking at or sometimes away from the camera.

On here, my avatar is a very poorly-drawn sprite I drew in MS Paint for a terrible computer game my brother and I made.

 

[GonzoGamer]

Currently taking down the Slutty Hitler Halloween costume pic.
Thanks for the advise.

 

[theriddlen]

How about high quality Hollywood-style photos with epic poses? Do they say "I'M BETTER THAN YOU" enough?

 

[Crazy Zaul]

This article is wrong. Always post your bikini photos on Facebook.
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[Fr]anc[is]

I've always been curious what employers do when someone doesn't have a facebook profile. Because that is possible.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

Mine has me wearing 4 pairs of glasses at a pub, I think I'm safe.

 

[dex-dex]

I have harry potter characters with comical mustaches.
does that make me a douche?

 

[Quellist]

Well I guess the Duck is fine but the mug of beer makes me a douche? *shame*

But I wonder, what does the Duck say about me to people?

 

[Formica Archonis]

<IMG SRC="http://s91291220.onlinehome.us/formica/mr-horsepower-not-woody-woodpecker.jpg" ALIGN=RIGHT>So you're saying pictures of me in my canary yellow Citroen with a Mr. Horsepower decal on the side doesn't automatically endear people to me?

LIES!