What's the best way to combat a troop of Spartans?

Akalistos

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Badong said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
Oh yeah?
A House versus a few freaking solar systems.... hum. I'll have to meditate which one is the biggest for a month now.
Edit: I'm so stealing that pic by the way.
 

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Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
 

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Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
 

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Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Wouldn't she have to get close to be able to do that. As in, in the Titan. Also, a Psyker would be able to turn he brain to mush before she even gets that close.
 

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Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Wouldn't she have to get close to be able to do that. As in, in the Titan. Also, a Psyker would be able to turn he brain to mush before she even gets that close.
Or simply dial the number on a real Stargate, get rid of your pathetic soldier. Get back in time and erase your very existence by drop kicking your mom in the belly. What you got next?
 

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Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Wouldn't she have to get close to be able to do that. As in, in the Titan. Also, a Psyker would be able to turn he brain to mush before she even gets that close.
Or simply dial the number on a real Stargate, get rid of your pathetic soldier. Get back in time and erase your very existence by drop kicking your mom in the belly. What you got next?
I have one man. The tactical genius Ursarkar E. Creed. That is all.
 

Akalistos

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Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Wouldn't she have to get close to be able to do that. As in, in the Titan. Also, a Psyker would be able to turn he brain to mush before she even gets that close.
Or simply dial the number on a real Stargate, get rid of your pathetic soldier. Get back in time and erase your very existence by drop kicking your mom in the belly. What you got next?
I have one man. The tactical genius Ursarkar E. Creed. That is all.
The human have access to the Asgard technology... and their cloning device. A UlSomething versus 2000 Carter armed with P90. It would be over before it even begun. Next!
 

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Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Wouldn't she have to get close to be able to do that. As in, in the Titan. Also, a Psyker would be able to turn he brain to mush before she even gets that close.
Or simply dial the number on a real Stargate, get rid of your pathetic soldier. Get back in time and erase your very existence by drop kicking your mom in the belly. What you got next?
I have one man. The tactical genius Ursarkar E. Creed. That is all.
The human have access to the Asgard technology... and their cloning device. A UlSomething versus 2000 Carter armed with P90. It would be over before it even begun. Next!
You have no idea about Creeds tactical genius do you? The man can flank with Titans without the enemy even realising till it's too late. Your army would be gone and a crater in it's place.
 

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Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
Yeah, you need three fortress to do it. She did it with only a small spaceship and this:
Like i said, try to top that.
Easy, have one of these on the other side of the gate
If i remember correctly, she also have on speed dial the address of a black hole. They also shown that she could build a miniature Stargate if need be. She could torture you by dialing the black hole and shoving a miniature door in your pant. Once the suction is great enough that your urethra is poking out of your genital. I'll have to declare her the winner.
Wouldn't she have to get close to be able to do that. As in, in the Titan. Also, a Psyker would be able to turn he brain to mush before she even gets that close.
Or simply dial the number on a real Stargate, get rid of your pathetic soldier. Get back in time and erase your very existence by drop kicking your mom in the belly. What you got next?
I have one man. The tactical genius Ursarkar E. Creed. That is all.
The human have access to the Asgard technology... and their cloning device. A UlSomething versus 2000 Carter armed with P90. It would be over before it even begun. Next!
You have no idea about Creeds tactical genius do you? The man can flank with Titans without the enemy even realising till it's too late. Your army would be gone and a crater in it's place.
Not really, there the super-human device that attach itself to human that was discovered in the fifth season. Or simply reverse engineer the optical camouflage of the city of Atlantis. Or use the poison that they use to cloud a Goa'ul memory (and the host) in the sixth season.
Or simply send him a Army of replicators. Titans are made of metal, i think... Next!
 

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Halo Spartans would be easily defeated with a booby-trapped corpse set to explode when someone attempts to teabag it.

Spartan Spartans would be easily defeated by any army with a decent understanding of combined arms. Like, say, the Romans. Or the armies of Alexander. At the end of the day, hoplite tactics were inflexible and really rather dumb. Only useful against enemies who were also using hoplites.
 

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Bob_Bobbington said:
Akalistos said:
Badong said:


Exterminatus. Purge the unclean spartans!
Bah! Mj. Carter made a sun explode, taking a whole galaxy. Just try to top that.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Blackstone_Fortress

Three Blackstone fortresses managed to do that. Now if all 5 were to fire simultaneously
There's no kill like overkill... :p

OT: A few virus bombs should do it. That, or unleash the Tanith First.
 

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Snippety snip snip
I think you really are underestimating Creed (buy a hell of a lot) but oh well, lets find another horse to beat. Might as well go with a change of universe and pull out the Sun Crusher. Hyperspace into a system, fire 11 resonance torpedoes into the sun and hyperspace out. A no fuss, guaranteed way to destroy a system.
 

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Halo Spartans, real Spartans or 300 hundred Spartans?

For Halo Spartans, use large amounts of orbital lasers.

For real Spartans, use a grenade launcher.

For 300 Spartans, use Hollywood lawyers to get them all pulled from the movie... I mean battle.