What's the blandest?

[Agent Larkin]

I just wish to ask you my fellow Escapees, what is the blandest thing you have ever eaten?

For me it is my Mothers lentil soup. Honestly it has no taste what so ever.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I once ate a fruit that tasted nothing. Weird thing indeed...

 

[Baby Tea]

If I say rice cakes, does that mean I win?
Because really...it's like eating crunchy air. There is nothing to them.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Some kind of whipped-egg-pie thing, tasted of nothing, not a lack of taste, it quite literaly tasted of nothing, weirdest thing I had ever tried.

 

[Julianking93]

If I say rice cakes, does that mean I win?
Because really...it's like eating crunchy air. There is nothing to them.

Damnit. Ninja'd

Yeah, anything with rice is usually pretty bland

 

[xHipaboo420x]

Paper.

 

[Agent Larkin]

If I say rice cakes, does that mean I win?
Because really...it's like eating crunchy air. There is nothing to them.

They have a flavour. The flavour of rice. At least I taste something off them.

 

[Emil-san]

Uncooked squid.

Tasted like rubber... without any taste ^^

 

[Kasawd]

Hamhock and bean stew. It's very bland but not in a bad way.

 

[zauxz]

Paper.

You'd be surprised. Dont ask.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Low sodium Campbell's soup - I had to put so much salt into it to make it palatable, and even then it still managed to be bland and nasty. Never getting that stuff again!

 

[Timotei]

I think that would have to be this one type of bread I had in Florida that tasted like, well... nothing. The only sensory indication that I had indeed taken a bite out of it was that it had turned somewhat gummy in my mouth.

 

[Starnerf]

Ice cream cones are pretty bland. Not that I eat them on their own, but they are basically rigid air pockets to insulate your hand from the ice cream.

 

[RanD00M]

Water.It has no taste here in my house.

 

[funguy2121]

I just wish to ask you my fellow Escapees, what is the blandest thing you have ever eaten?

For me it is my Mothers lentil soup. Honestly it has no taste what so ever.

I've had tofu 3 times in my life; one time it was absolutely delicious and tasted like quiche, another time it was damned near tasteless, and the third time it tasted terrible and had a slimy consistency.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Tofu.

 

[Jedamethis]

Paper.

Actually paper tastes a bit salty to me...

OT: Cream Crackers. I don't know why I keep eating them.

 

[Shoto Koto]

Water. Yes, I fucking ate it.

 

[GreyFox389]

The french fries at Perkins.

It was like eating the shell of a once food-like product.