What's the Deadliest Thing Currently Within Your Reach?

[bennfork]

I've got a pretty pissed off cat sitting within reach. He's just staring at me. Woe be to the marauder who walks through my bedroom door.

 

[SirCannonFodder]

Some seriously sharp jeweller's screwdrivers, I could try strangling him with some USB cables, and I've got a controller I could use as a flail.

 

[Galimor]

Steak knife.

 

[soul_rune1984]

a lighter and an oil lamp.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Erm, a glass of water. Well, water can drown you, I suppose. I also have the potential items needed to make a coins-in-sock combo.

 

[trust Milo]

my teacup

 

[Theninja'skatana]

My sprit sword!!! Naw actually my rock band guitar (sigh) at least I'll go out of it like a skinny Eddie Riggs.

 

[ninjajoeman]

I have a copy of 1984. I suppose I could light it on fire and throw it at somebody.

if that was a copy of faherenheit 451 that would have been ironic but its not.

Well the only other things surrounding me are a DS and a PSP. I mean normally I'd have no moral qualms picking 1984 over the PSP, but I haven't beaten Birth By Sleep yet. So I have to work with what I've got. Unless I were to bash somebody over the head with my HUGE mac.

I was making a joke because Fahrenheit 451 was about book burning and is some what related to 1984.

 

[LandoCristo]

A pair of old fashion, stainless-steel, scissors, and my Fuji-stick.

 

[linkzeldi]

I have a copy of 1984. I suppose I could light it on fire and throw it at somebody.

if that was a copy of faherenheit 451 that would have been ironic but its not.

Well the only other things surrounding me are a DS and a PSP. I mean normally I'd have no moral qualms picking 1984 over the PSP, but I haven't beaten Birth By Sleep yet. So I have to work with what I've got. Unless I were to bash somebody over the head with my HUGE mac.

I was making a joke because Fahrenheit 451 was about book burning and is some what related to 1984.

I was pretending to be oblivious to your joke, as a counter joke.

 

[Zyst]

A 1lt bottle of Tequila.

 

[The_Amazing_G]

Wow, that's a good question. There is a pair a scissors next to me, but I would say the computer is the deadliest thing in my reach not only becasue I can make it catch on fire by flipping a switch on it, but because it is a time sink that would/is deadly becasue it kills me slowly.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

My house key, and a CD which I could easily break.

 

[tjcross]

i have some daggers and a pellet gun

 

[livo4236]

a butterfly knife and 2 switch blades.

 

[ethaninja]

Swiss Army Knife and a Screwdriver.

 

[ethaninja]

Erm, a glass of water. Well, water can drown you, I suppose. I also have the potential items needed to make a coins-in-sock combo.

Or you could smash the glass on their face and use the shards to cut their throat? :O

 

[RagnorakTres]

Probably the fork from dinner....of course, if I knew someone was after me I'd probably have bought a tazer or (now, since it's legal) a Five-seveN.

 

[FallenTraveler]

Late to the party I am... but oh well... I guess my batarang I got with Batman AA... that or (since I am a student of art) my MAGNUM SHARPIE! that thing will get you high and have you passed out within ten seconds of being opened....

 

[Blank Kold]

I've got this broken cd, it's quite jagged. I could make some pretty deep cuts with it, but it wont be kind on my hand.