What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard someone say IRL?
'Poop on my life'
How does that even make sense?
'Poop on my life'
How does that even make sense?
What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard someone say IRL?
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Huh, so it is.Cavan said:Scampi also refers to the small lobster that it comes from.Daystar Clarion said:First thing that comes to mind...
'I don't really like scampi, I think they're ugly and I don't like their feeding habits.'
Wut?
Scampi is lobster tail, not a kind of animal
Didn't know there were multiple meanings for the name.
You learn something new every day
Okay, okay, I've got a new one.
If the Chinese celebrate New Year in a different month, does that mean they celebrate Christmas at a different time?
Understandable if the question was being asked by a child.
She was 23 years old.
If the Chinese celebrate New Year in a different month, does that mean they celebrate Christmas at a different time?
Understandable if the question was being asked by a child.
She was 23 years old.
I overheard two hipsters talking last night about mixed drinks. First, he said that Makers Mark was high quality whiskey and whiskey rocks aren't actually rocks, but they're made from a specialized gel. These are both things that I find rather idiotic. However, his next sentence will go down in history as the stupidest thing I've ever heard:
"Then he put a splash of pinesol in there, so that it had a hint of pine flavor."
o_o
Pinesol. As in the cleaner. As in, do not ingest pinesol.
The fuck?
"Then he put a splash of pinesol in there, so that it had a hint of pine flavor."
o_o
Pinesol. As in the cleaner. As in, do not ingest pinesol.
The fuck?
"So [my name] what kind of food do white people eat?"
Some of my friends are Desi, but still I didn't know how to answer that question.
Some of my friends are Desi, but still I didn't know how to answer that question.
Y'know, white stuff. Cauliflower, milk, mayonnaise, cream cheese, yogurt.Helmholtz Watson said:
One of the really dumb ones, said by our flamboyantly gay tenant, "It sucks that gay men can't have unprotected sex even if they don't have HIV, because it'll make a new strain of HIV."
I was sort of stunned a gay man could be so ignorant about HIV/AIDS. At least he's ignorant in a way that makes him extra cautious?
"I'm having trouble choosing between God and tentacle porn."
Repeated to me by a friend who was playing a game I've not heard of, but described as "the adult version of Apples to Apples".
Repeated to me by a friend who was playing a game I've not heard of, but described as "the adult version of Apples to Apples".
No. As soon as he said it me and mother tried to correct him. I know people don't like being wrong, especially admitting to being so horribly wrong on something they really should know, but he seemed oddly resistant.Helmholtz Watson said:
I assume he somehow managed to buy into anti-gay propaganda somehow.
"your religion is determined by you genetics! It is proven by science!" What? FUCKIN WHAT?
"If the AC i broken it still works and makes the air colder!" Professor! AC! Broke!
"This Vodka is 40% is that the bottle or a shot?" Yes?
"If the AC i broken it still works and makes the air colder!" Professor! AC! Broke!
"This Vodka is 40% is that the bottle or a shot?" Yes?
I know a guy who isn't exactly the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, and in one history lesson we were learning about the Nazi regime in one German town. Suddenly he pointed to a black and white photograph of some citizens of the town and went "Look! It's a woman-child!"
He was pointing at a little girl.
He was pointing at a little girl.
I've heard someone complain that his heart rate would always go up while doing strenuous exercise. He thought this was highly unusual and a real medical issue (just for clarification, he did not have a heart problem)
yep... partial differential equations will do that to 'ya.Balgus said:
