It was a very surreal experience to me (living in England and learning about Hitler every year of primary and high school) when I had to explain to my girlfriend about the holocaust and whohazabaza1 said:"Is Winston Churchill the dog?"
"Abraham Lincoln got struck by lightning, right?"
"Yeah, I know who Hitler is. The guy who killed a bunch of people. I think."
All said by the same person. She's nice enough but... well, damn near retarded.
That's because you don't have the right sense of humour. Your friend should have said yes.Blondefool said:A friend told me about something he had seen on facebook.
Basically, a girl asked 'If I add music to my iPod, would it get heavier?'
She was not a child. My face had the print of my hand on it for weeks
This is sadly common as isA Random Reader said:"If you don't believe in god because you can't see him, why do you believe in gravity, 'cos you can't see it."
'Drops pen onto table.'
"I can't see gravity."
Seriously, you saw that Lewis Black concert live?Clive Howlitzer said:"If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college."
If we're allowing internet suggestions (to deviate a little) this complete dumbass once said "scampi is lobster tail, not a kind of animal"Daystar Clarion said:Huh, so it is.Cavan said:Scampi also refers to the small lobster that it comes from.Daystar Clarion said:First thing that comes to mind...
'I don't really like scampi, I think they're ugly and I don't like their feeding habits.'
Wut?
Scampi is lobster tail, not a kind of animal
Didn't know there were multiple meanings for the name.
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