*pat pockets as though looking for wallet.* I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Or, if your not quite that bold:
"So heard any good pick-up lines recently? Theres this really pretty girl I know and I'm kind of out of material."
Or, if your not quite that bold:
"So heard any good pick-up lines recently? Theres this really pretty girl I know and I'm kind of out of material."