Whats your favorite Pick-up line?

Khedive Rex

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*pat pockets as though looking for wallet.* I seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Or, if your not quite that bold:

"So heard any good pick-up lines recently? Theres this really pretty girl I know and I'm kind of out of material."
 

Arcane Azmadi

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antiwheat said:
"Hey do you want to go for a coffee after this lecture?"

That may even have worked if she didn't already have a boyfriend (how was I supposed to know that?).
Hence my suggestion. ("Can I hit on you, or are you already taken?") If she says she's taken, you can back down without looking like an idiot. If she says she isn't, she's also given you tacit permission to hit on her (they never think to say "No I don't have a boyfriend, but you can't hit on me either").
 

KiiWii

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"i hope you're a feminist, 'cos i'd like to be on a level plane with you" courtesy of SMBC [http://smbc-comics.com].
 

Hitman 43

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Hardcore_gamer said:
PatrioticPineapple said:
What is your favorite Pick-up line, mine has to be " What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! "
Most (well allot) woman actually don't like pickup lines and like a general intoduction better.

Just saying.
True.