A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Got any bread?"
And the barman says "No".
So the duck asks again: "Got any bread?"
And the barman says "No..."
So the duck asks again: "Got any bread?"
And the barman says "Look, i've got beer, whiskey, and port. I haven't got any bloody bread!"
And the duck asks again: "Got any bread?"
And the barman goes "NO!"
But the duck asks again: "Got any bread?"
And the barman, enraged by this point, goes "Look, I swear if you say 'Got any bread?' ONE MORE TIME I will NAIL your beak to this bar!"
So the duck goes "Got any nails?"
And the barman shouts "NO!"
"Got any bread?"
Actually... That's pretty lame...
Allow me to tell another.
A man walked into a bar, and was immediately noticed by everyone in the room for three very good reasons. First, he had two very beautiful women, one on each arm. Second, immediately upon entering the bar he bought everyone present a drink. And the third noticable thing about him was that he had an orange for a head. Upon walking over to the bar, the barman, quite curious about the strange man, asked him what the story behind his orange for a head is. The man, with a big smile on his face, told him thus. "Well, it all happened a few months ago. I was looking through my attic when I chanced upon a strange lamp. Upon rubbing some dust of the side, a strange genie appeared and told me he would grant me three wishes. Well, I was amazed, as you can imagine. For my first wished, I asked to be incredibly attractive to all women. For my second wish, I asked to be a multi-millionaire. And for my third wish... I wished to have an orange for a head."