Jim owns a flower shop, and one day he hears a voice calling out to him from above:
"Jim, this is God. Sell your flower shop."
So Jim says "Why?"
And God answers "Sell your shop for a million dollars and take the money to Vegas."
So then Jim is like "Ok" and he sells his flower shop for a million dollars, then hops on a flight to Las Vegas. When he gets off his plane, God says:
"Jim, find a casino!"
So Jim goes outside the airport and hails a cab to bring him to the nearest casino. Once he's found one, he walks inside and God says:
"Go to the Blackjack table and bet all of your money."
So Jim very tentatively approaches the Blackjack dealer and bets his million dollars. He gets an 18. God says "Jim, take another card."
And Jim says "Well, okay..." and he takes a card. It's an ace.
God says "Take another card." And Jim is like "Are you sure I should do that?" and God says "Take the card, Jim!"
So Jim takes another card. An ace.
God says "Take another card!" and Jim is like "Are you fuckin' nuts?!" and God is like "TAKE THE CARD JIM."
So he takes another card. An ace.
And then God bellows "UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE."