whats your favourite movie quote?

crotalidian

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cookies....

"Everyones getting shot, would everyone stop getting fucking shot!"

"2 minutes Turkish"
 

crotalidian

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Rahheemme said:
"My ass may be dumb...but I AIN'T no dumbass..."
Samuel L. Jackson from Jackie Brown, that one Tarantino movie that nobody saw.

Edit: Er...according to the post above me...that one Tarantino movie ALMOST nobody saw.
the most underrated of his movies. I loved it.
 

BubbaJeff

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Zero-Vash said:
"You're one of those people who always has to one up everybody aren't you?"
"No... I knew a guy who was way worse at that than me."

(Might not be exactly word for word but cookie is up for grabs)
I wanna say Zombieland for some reason? I think he said it was his cousin... i dunno... i lol'd
 

Zero-Vash

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BubbaJeff said:
Zero-Vash said:
"You're one of those people who always has to one up everybody aren't you?"
"No... I knew a guy who was way worse at that than me."

(Might not be exactly word for word but cookie is up for grabs)
I wanna say Zombieland for some reason? I think he said it was his cousin... i dunno... i lol'd
Like I said: it might not be exact; but cookie for you sir
 

BubbaJeff

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Zero-Vash said:
BubbaJeff said:
Zero-Vash said:
"You're one of those people who always has to one up everybody aren't you?"
"No... I knew a guy who was way worse at that than me."

(Might not be exactly word for word but cookie is up for grabs)
I wanna say Zombieland for some reason? I think he said it was his cousin... i dunno... i lol'd
Like I said: it might not be exact; but cookie for you sir
Om nom nom
 

Larmo

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First ill turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea.
Then ill put that flea in a box, and put that box in another box, and then ill mail that box to myself, and when it arrives ILL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.
The Emperors new Grove (weird Disney movie)
 

revjay

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Larmo said:
First ill turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea.
Then ill put that flea in a box, and put that box in another box, and then ill mail that box to myself, and when it arrives ILL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.
The Emperors new Grove (weird Disney movie)
on the subject of what to do to people I'll submit this; "hangins too good for him, burnins too good for him. He should be torn into little itsy pieces and buried ALIIIIIVE!"
 

Jaythulhu

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"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow." - Ash, Army of Darkness.

I don't recommend actually saying that to a woman though, unless you want your face slapped.

or, perhaps,

"Watch it you idiot, I said across her nose, not UP it!" - Dark Helmet, Spaceballs.
 

high_castle

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These are paraphrased from memory, since I can't be bothered to IMDB them right now.

"You killed him?"
"No...the bullets and the fall killed him."
Collateral

"Who, given the choice between life and pancakes, chooses pancakes?"
"That depends on two very important things: the type of life being lived, and, of course, the quality of the pancakes."
Stranger Than Fiction

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
The Usual Suspects

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Gone With the Wind

EDIT: I hit post too soon *facepalm*

"Phone's ringing, Dude."
"Donny, you're out of your element"
"Over the line!"
"That's just like your opinion."
all from The Big Lebowski, the most quotable movie of our time
 

drunkirishman

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"son of a *****." at least every character in Red vs Blue sez that at least 10 times in the series and its goddamn hilarious each time
 

BabySinclair

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In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has since been widely considered a bad move. - Hitchhiker's (BBC version)
 

Kud

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As a species we're fundamentally insane. Put more than two of us in a room, we pick sides and start dreaming up reasons to kill one another.

- The Mist
 

Samurai Goomba

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Basically all of this. Don't watch if you haven't seen Gattaca.

"You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back."
 

Sanaj

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Quotes from Snatch(2000) by Guy Ritchie
Mild spoilers in the third quote.

Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?