mine is defiantly "leaves you emotionally drained yet satisfied, like f**king a burning dolphin!"
What's your favourite Yahtzee quote?
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"I literally fucked her brains out!"
"'I'm not a fanboy' Yes you are!"
"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"
"As the doubtful onlooker said to the man building the first feces powered airplane 'That shit will not fly!'"
And, if course "Pants on head retarded"
Take your pick.
"'I'm not a fanboy' Yes you are!"
"As the exasperated panda breeder said to the last panda on Earth 'Fuck that!'"
"As the doubtful onlooker said to the man building the first feces powered airplane 'That shit will not fly!'"
And, if course "Pants on head retarded"
Take your pick.
Might be "Either you've got the wrong address or you're projecting so hard you could point yourself at a wall and show off power point presentations."
Either that or "This shit will not beat me."
Or maybe "Yes I'd like to skip this level, and then maybe I could wash my massive vagina."
Either that or "This shit will not beat me."
Or maybe "Yes I'd like to skip this level, and then maybe I could wash my massive vagina."
"Never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding and you could spend all day defending that, but no one's gonna eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
Always makes me laugh, no matter what mood I'm in.
Always makes me laugh, no matter what mood I'm in.
I could tell you about the penis extension gun which pins enemies to walls with half a tree but I'd much rather tell you about the gun which shoots shurikans and lightning, yes shurikans and lightning, I wish I could make shit like this up, it shoots shurikans and lightning, it could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!
"The kuckiness of the kucko-metter has reached some sort of singularity!"
and
"All you need to know is that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning - I wish I could think something like that up.It shoots shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"
Gah, ninja'd, though your quote isn't that much accurate
and
"All you need to know is that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning - I wish I could think something like that up.It shoots shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"
Gah, ninja'd, though your quote isn't that much accurate
"Yes maybe I'll skip this level, then I'll eat a few French Fancies, and maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out the fuckin way this shit will not beat me."
Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth; the only one I can vividly remember right now is this:
"...sit there and watch the cutscene, thinking, "Gee, I wish I could be having that much fun right now."
Also: "I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"
"...sit there and watch the cutscene, thinking, "Gee, I wish I could be having that much fun right now."
Also: "I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"
I thought mine was pretty much exact. Certainly once I got to the part about the shuriken and lightning. I'd check to see who was right but it is now 10 past midnight and Mum is in the room nextdoor. Maybe I'll do it if I remember in the morningSlavik_91 said:"The kuckiness of the kucko-metter has reached some sort of singularity!"
and
"All you need to know is that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning - I wish I could think something like that up.It shoots shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"
Gah, ninja'd, though your quote isn't that much accurate
I am squirting testosterone out of my nipplesHarkonnen64 said:
"Btw yes my new vagina it's growing out nicely, thank you for asking." - Yahtzee on the sims 3
Well it goes more like this:
"I could tell you about the penis extension gun that pins baddies to walls with entire trees but all you need to know is that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning-I wish I could make something like this up. it shoots shurikens and lightning, it could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"
Well it goes more like this:
"I could tell you about the penis extension gun that pins baddies to walls with entire trees but all you need to know is that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning-I wish I could make something like this up. it shoots shurikens and lightning, it could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"
"Absolutely sub-lime from start to finish, and I will jam forks into my eyes if I ever use those words to describe anything ever again. You might say it's stupid to love a video game but *raises middle fingers* fuck you Portal's great and if you don't like it you must be STUPID."
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Which video is that one from? I know I've heard it but I forget what game...xRagnarok19 said: