All games are about realizing a fantasy, whether it be the fantasy about being a courageous war hero, or the fantasy about being a future space adventurer, or in the case of some Japanese games, the fantasy of possessing eight prehensile dicks.
Umbrella Chronicles is a heavily cut down retread of the major Resident Evil games staring Johnny Bravo, a prostitute, an idiot, a mullet, a nine year old boy, a brick shithouse, and Carlos.
What would you get if you took the corpse of J.R.R Tolkein, ground it into a fine powder and snorted it off the doughy breast of a prostitute suffering from Tourettes Syndrome? Well first you'd get a throat full of dead writer, then the police would probably want to talk to you and you'd no doubt make an enemy of Mrs. Tolkein. What you won't get is The Witcher, because it's a video game and more easily available from your local electronics retailer you idiot.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. I can use the syringe to replace the filling of a Cantebury Creme Egg with Branston Pickle, but it wouldn't be a good idea. At least i don't think so... hold that thought. *End Credits* No it really isn't.
It stands for "Heroic Airmen Wax Xenophobically."
As Thomas you can shoot more accurately, throw lassos, and climb ledges. As Ray you can open the pause menu, select "Restart Mission" and chose Thomas instead you fucking idiot.
It just goes to show, never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all day explaining it but nobody is going to eat it because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!
"From Adam's stern expression, constant swearing, and repeated kicks to my head and stomach i could tell he must have been upset about something." And of course the "WILL YOU FUCKING EMOTE" text during that little animation.
I guess a recommendation for Limbo depends entirely on whether you feel a game can be carried entirely by apocalyptic despair.
A lot of the game can be summed up with the phrase "Modern Warfare Modern Warfare cluck cluck gibber gibber hello bang dead."
The set-up is agreeably uncomplicated. Humans tasty, lets eat them all. Yum yum.
Completely sublime from start to finish, and i swear i will jam forks in my eyes if i ever use those words to describe anything ever again. I know it's not funny to love a game, but FUCK YOU! Portal is awesome and if you don't think so you must be STUPID.