What's your flirt tactic?

[cormacdffy]

I just go up to the girl in question, look her in the eye and say: "I can ask where the bathroom is in Klingon". It's at this point that her clothes fly off.

 

[Paragon Fury]

I don't flirt, since it would undoubtedly end badly for me. That and I'd really rather not ruin someone else's good time with my presence, so I leave them alone.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

Most people I've been with like that I'm confident.
So I suppose me dressing like a hobo and singing at inappropriate times is what works best.

 

[Professor Idle]

Look at people from across the room and CRY.

But seriously,if I'm freshly showered and know that my hair doesn't look too greasy, I could probably hold a conversation with a girl after a couple of drinks. Impressive I know -_-

I scream the word "intercourse" and hope that somebody takes the hint.

I snorted.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punch her in the face and ask why she's in my house.
Wait, I can't be in my house.
Damn...

I punch her in the face and ask her why she's breathing my air?

 

[Blueruler182]

"Hey baby, I got the F the C and the K, all I need is U."

 

[katsumoto03]

Act confident. It doesn't matter how confident I really am, chicks dig me when I grin and stand up straight. Plus I'm just all around a charming motherfuck.

Edit: She hears, "I was wondering if you could help me with something..."

Her legs hear, "Open fucking sesame."

 

[Sansha]

I skip the games and ask if she's in the mood to fuck. If so, great. If not, try the next one.

 

[team star pug]

I don't really have a tactic, I just flow with it.

 

[Aesthetical Quietus]

I scream the word "intercourse" and hope that somebody takes the hint.

I'm not sure why, but that post immediately reminded me of
that is an awful awful song.

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Whoah. They made a sequel?

...That was actually my exact response, lol.

OT: I don't, if we start talking sweet; otherwise I leave well enough alone. Probably why I am alone, lol.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

The number of anti social responses here is downright depressing. Social networking is required for LIFE, people!

But seriously, confidence is really all thats required. Don't know many girls who go for self hating pussies.

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

Depends on the situation but usually I'll comment on the environment or ask a simple question to open the conversation up.

Overall I just act natural.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I just go up to the girl in question, look her in the eye and say: "I can ask where the bathroom is in Klingon". It's at this point that her clothes fly off.

Really, what woman can resist that?

 

[ServebotFrank]

I learn from the great Stephen Merchant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeBqvIzcU7c

Haven't tried it yet but I'm sure that tactic would work.

 

[r0kle0nZ]

I wished I had a flirting tactic. ._.

However, if you take make them laugh as much as possible, and try not to be a tard in front of them, then yeah that's mine.

Success? No TT_TT

 

[Questalace]

I approach from behind with a chloroform dampened cloth and some rope... I'm socially awkward...

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Personally, I drink a large amount and then improvise.

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

I learn from the great Stephen Merchant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeBqvIzcU7c

Haven't tried it yet but I'm sure that tactic would work.

A ha. I've been doing it all wrong!

 

[sumanoskae]

Just be honest. Walk up, make it clear I find her attractive, get her laughing and smiling, take her somewhere alone but not to far away(Preferably pretty), say something else that's deep/cool/warm/funny and coquettish, go in for first base, let thing progress. Change tactics depending on what kind of person she is. Repeat for infinite sex and Casanova achievement(U jelly?).

If she's interested, then she's interested, if not, then there's nothing I can say in one meeting that's gonna change her mind. If the interest isn't mutual, then I'd make friends with her and give it time.

 

[GamerKT]

Double post.