DarkRyter said:
Good man. Ever forgotten to turn it off? Its a bad thing, you wake up completely COVERED in girls.
OP: Seriously? I haven't flirted in a while, for about half a year
I usually just tell jokes though. It either gets their attention or disgusts them. If it disgusts them, we definitely are not compatible.
I remember one time I was at a party and this girl who was pretty good (i'd give her a 7/10 on that archaic scale) looking was watching two people kiss while talking to me. I said (with my jokey voice) "fancy trying to beat their time" as they had been kissing for a good five minutes.
Turned out, she did fancy trying to beat their time. I started kissing her at 9pm and at 5am the next day we were still making out every 10 minutes.
So yeah, comedy. It works guys.
(Also, the jokey voice is really a curse. Try saying thanks for a present while having my voice, you sound like you're taking the piss)