What's your "kill quip"

[Matt King]

if iv hid round a corner i pop out yell surprise and blow there nadgers off
if i snipe them i scream HEADSHOT
if i just run round slaughtering people when ever i see sumone i go WAAAZZAAAPPPP then woop there asses

 

[Ranooth]

"Get down"

 

[oppp7]

"Uh, yup."

 

[SonicKoala]

I find I usually don't say anything when I get a kill - if I'm particularly happy with one, I'll laugh, or, if I'm playing CounterStrike, I'll just start firing blindly and spinning my mouse around in celebration.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I have two for when I'm "in the zone" as a sniper; "Oh. Pardon me. Your head seems to have gotten caught in the trajectory of my BULLET. Sorry." and "Woops. My finger slipped. WOOPS. MY FINGER SLIPPED. AAHAHAHAHAHAH."

My usual battlecry is when I get really pissed off and my inner sore loser goes into nerdrage, giving me superhuman asskicking abilities;

"FUCKING FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKERS! FUUUUUUUCK!"

 

[ottenni]

Cop that!

Yeah i know its shit, but as i only do it when im playing against friends it makes sense, to me.

 

[Hazy]

"Looks like this is your end."

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I usually go with "Oh, sorry, I thought you could dodge bullets. My bad"
And if I get killed then I usually say something say "Ow! That hurt" and then set out on a path for revenge which fails multiple times.

I usually just say take that you b4stard, in a really deep sinister way, I also say you b4stard when I get killed repeatedly.

How do you pronounce the 4?

 

[gtamad12]

Whenever I'm taking out people in a row with any weapon my favourite thing to do is monotonously go "Sit down" as i kill each person.

 

[DazBurger]

I usely just say:" Thank you, come again" With an indian accent.

Cant remember why :/

 

[ironmace2.0]

"Take that you ugly *****" or "Have fun in hell" or "Dont forget to send me a postcard wait do they sell them in hell?" I dont why I say those I just do.

Edit: This one is strange but I got it off a game so here it is "Get the plates, cause you just got served!"

 

[TheGreenManalishi]

I guess it was the Noid who should've avoided me.

 

[dthvirus]

> Hey, something stinks in here. Oh, it's your score!
I got this from an issue of Nintendo Power.

> *stands up and begins slapping the controller with right hand while thrusting hips*
One of Jeremy's antics in an episode of Pure Pwnage. It's reserved for local multiplayer and complete domination or humiliation kills.

Most of the time, I don't make a sound. If it was particularly spectacular, I might go, "Heh."

I used to play with the PC in the living room, so my dad got sick of me making noise when I made a kill. It kinda stuck with me.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

"Eat LEAD B****" is my occasional line when I play MW2 at my cousins.

 

[Nifty]

"Knife to meet you"

 

[Buzz Killington_v1legacy]

I used to play Team Fortress Classic as "Zombie Wilford Brimley" back in the day when I had a decent gaming PC and not this piddly little laptop. I didn't really have a quip per se, but I had a macro bound to a key for when I sniped people to death. It said "DIABEETUS".

It was especially funny when I got on a roll and people got madder and madder. "STOP SAYING DIABEETUS, FUCKER!"

 

[Macgyvercas]

Quip 1
Bad Guy: I can't be killed! I HAVE INVINCIBILITY!
*headshot*
Me: It just got revoked!

(Yes I stole that from Lethal Weapon)
Quip 2
Me: Eat lead, jerkface!

 

[BlackndEclipse]

OH YEAH (with the same voice as the cool-aid guy)

 

[Dudemeister]

This one time in MW2, I shouted "Ice to see you!" and stabbed a guy in the head.
It had nothing to do with the game or how I attacked him or anything but it was really funny at the time.

 

[BlackndEclipse]

I guess it was the Noid who should've avoided me.

pure genius