What's YOUR online one-Liner?

[CAPTCHA]

"I've seen bots fight better than you".

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"I'm coming for you... he, he, he..."

 

[omicron1]

"That is all." That is all.

 

[Sprinal]

Stay awhile and listen....

It's Dead Jim (okay i know thats star trek but medics also say it on starcraft 1)

You bleed better than you shoot!!

 

[Romblen]

To the tune of Bon Jovi's 'You Give Love a Bad Name'

"Shot in the face! And you're too late!"

Is it funny? Probably not, I still love saying it.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

"Heeheehee... If only you knew..."
"Knew what...?"
*BOOM*
"That you just got owned! xD"
*Sounds of rage*

 

[Great North]

"GOD I"M FUCKING AWESOME."
(pause)
"And modest, too."

 

[alickst]

after a complete piss take, like tank vs infantry or rocket launcher vs cat, i just like to say "oh shit, i think he's dead..."

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

"I.D.G.A.F"

 

[Ranorak]

Boo-ya ************.

Skip to 6:48

 

[linkzeldi]

"No I'm not narcissistic, I'm too awesome for that"

 

[Feste the Jester]

"Which button make gun do?"

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

A simple little chuckle works for me... I tend to go with one quiet "ha" and carry on.

I do have a friend who simply plays the theme tune from Captain Pugwash through his headset...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpIlLqfd_xI