What's your warning label?

[The Maddest March Hare]

[HEADING=3]Warning:[/HEADING]The Maddest March Hare is currently low on caffeine. Approach with caution, do not expose to stress or shock. Keep away from sharp objects and children under 4.

If you to had attach a warning label/disclaimer to how you are feeling right now, or to your life in general, what would it be and why?

 

[Omikron009]

Warning! Contents under pressure! High risk of explosion!

I know that one's cliche, but it's true.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

[HEADING=3]Warning, before approaching consider the risks of interacting with someone as strange as this![/HEADING]

I'm the oddest person I know.

 

[Tharwen]

Probably this one:

Spoiler

I mean, it was my avatar for a year.

[sub]And I naturally produce Anthrax spores.[/sub]

 

[Legion]

Mine would be pretty simple and common: Warning: Does not play well with others.

 

[Guy32]

Not Microwaveable

 

[The Night Shade]

If you enter the room you have to see this http://comicfilms.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/movie-poster-batman-and-robin.jpg

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

WARNING! If you do anything moder day teens generally do prepare to be judged and cast aside. If you don't, prepare to be judged and cast aside. Do not provoke with red onion, will result in projectile vomit

i judge every living creature, some unliving, on my unusually high moral standards, and red onion will make me drown u in vomit...

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Mine would be pretty simple and common: Warning: Does not play well with others.

I was wondering who would bring up that one first, congratulations! Please enjoy this complementary internet cliché:

Spoiler

 

[oreopizza47]

Warning: This is a Low-Sanity Zone! Approach at Your Own Risk!

 

[ThePirateMan]

Warning! May cause boredom and confusion!

 

[FightThePower]

Warning: Highly unstable. Do not aggrevate.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Warning: Label

Well let me think...

[HEADING=3]Warning:[/HEADING]

This person is highly Antisocial. Any attempt of socialization may lead to being insulted, upset, or partially frightened.
Do not keep in warm areas, and do not tap Glass.

Bah, how could I forget?

[HEADING=3]Warning[/HEADING]

May contain traces of Pineapple. Avoid contact if you have any allergies to Fruit of this or similar natures.

 

[Sun Flash]

WARNING: Not suitable for the lactose intolerant.

 

[Mr. In-between]

CAUTION! STUPIDITY NOT TOLERATED

 

[Ninjamedic]

Caution: Trespassers will be terminated. Survivors will be terminated .......again.

 

[Legion]

Mine would be pretty simple and common: Warning: Does not play well with others.

I was wondering who would bring up that one first, congratulations! Please enjoy this complementary internet cliché:

Spoiler

I was going to come up with an amusing one but I am not in the mood so I thought I'd stick with the basics.

 

[Voration]

Voration does not take any responsiblity for what may happen to you if you get too close. I am unpredictable

 

[Rakkana]

I'd get banned if i put it down.