When's the last time you had sex?

Gitty101

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usmarine4160 said:
Gitty101 said:
T'was last Thursday, the night before one of my exams. My cramming partner and I felt the need to relive the obvious stress of revision. ^_^
This... cramming partner of yours. Is this term a metaphor for something other than studying?
Ohohoho! You with the dirty mind! I guess it could be described as that... Either way it was both what we needed XD
 

Mike Laserbeam

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Yesterday, and I imagine the next time will be in 10 days. Because I won't see my girlfriend until then, so I'll just be a sad panda for a while...
 

Thaa'ir

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Last time for me was Friday. Next time will probably be next week or something. Sex isn't an important part of my life.
 

hashtag

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A couple weeks ago.
Though, my girlfriends coming over Friday so never know what might go down.
 

Caligulove

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Ectoplasmicz said:
About 4 hours ago...

First of all-


As for me, since the girlfriend is out of town, its been around 1.5 months

Was a very "special" day before I took her to the airport the following morning, though.
 

Silent_Protagonist

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Well lets see... Yesterday was the 15th of May, it's a leap year and the moon is in its second rotation so that would mean: Never.

Thanks for reminding me....
 

Iyon

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Let me check the clock... Ahahaha. Ahaha. Ha.

*checks calendar

About 5 years ago. +1 forever alone
 

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Programmed_For_Damage said:
LetalisK said:
Yesterday. Having a wife that's even hornier than I am is awesome!
More power to you. I'm on a seven month drought with my wife. Having three young, active kids doesn't help.
And she wonders why I'm putting off having kids. :B
 

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Queen Michael said:
Today it's the one-year anniversary of the last time that I had sex. When's the last time you had it?
2 years, do I win?

EDIT: Apparently I do not, good to know
Vault101 said:
well I....

oh were talking about real sex? not readng erotic fan fic?...oh never mind then

[sub/] [small/] it definetly wasn't Mass effect erotic fan-fic [/small] [/sub]
And now I am going to have the image of Legion and Tali, thank you for that
 

Right Hook

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Doclector said:
Hehehe. HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Woah boy that's a good one. Me, having sex? HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!

Never would be the answer, in case you're not doing that whole thinking thing. Probably never will.
I can't wait till you post the 'IT FINALLY HAPPENED' thread because you are going to eventually, dude. And I'll be there to reference this post...and all of the other ones.
 

joshuaayt

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Sex? Like, with another person? Ew. Definitely not for me- I might just stick to romantic walks and movie nights forever.
 

Azurian

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Sadly never I have smurf colored balls here....I should probably see a doctor about that I did have a chance once but I had to catch the bus back home before they stopped running. C-blocked by the public transportation system.
 

Extasii

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Actual sex? Never.
Sexual-ish activities with a female? Fall '10 with my recent-at-the-time ex, now best friend.
Sexual activity with myself? Errr...

Spoiler = my entire sex life
I miss handjobs and lapdances...
 

Fappy

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It's been like... 3 weeks? Maybe a month? It's probably going to be another two weeks or so for the next round too unfortunately :(