When's the last time you had sex?

Bat Vader

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Seeing as how I have never had a girlfriend and have never been on a date I would have to say never. I am happy about that though. It sounds like there is a lot of work involved and that is terrible.
 

L. Declis

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Renegade Shepard said:
A little bit before I died and doomed a nice chunk of the galaxy.
Oh Shepard, you so crazy...



This morning? I live with my girlfriend, so whenever...
 

bigfatcarp93

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Renegade Shepard said:
A little bit before I died and doomed a nice chunk of the galaxy.
Goddamn, dude, how about a spoiler tag? Well, I guess I'l go burn the money I was going to use to buy ME2 and 3.

OT: Over two years. Yeesh.
 

jackpackage200

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I guess I will sadly throw my hat into the "never" section

Its depressing.

But I still have hope, especially when I turn 21.
 

Lethos

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Too long ago T_T
Ah well, Uni soon. I'm hoping my dry patch will come to an end when that begins.
 

simonw91

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Oh god...3 years?
I ended up in a relationship for a year and a half where the other half had no sex drive at all. Like, at ALL.
If I was a horrible person I would probably have cheated or something. She was hot too.
 

Simonoly

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About 4 hours ago. Just a quickie before work ;-)

I'm distressed by how many people on here didn't have sex this morning. I want to find sex for all of you! Maybe I can grow it in the lab...
 

LordKnightLani

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Aah... 2006. So, six years ago. Not that I'm counting.

This is a very weird thread, but I just can't resist forum threads that ask direct factual questions about its' denizens. It's like surveys. I fuckin' love surveys.
 

Yopaz

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Let's just say it's been a very long time ago. So long ago I'm not sure if it was real or just a false memory.

RustlessPotato said:
Last week. And probably tomorrow again. You see, you gotta be really romantic.

I found that nice dinner with candlelight always works. She had the Tortellini Rohypnol and I had 6 cans of red bull....

Bad humor aside, last week.
You know I always preferred using chloroform. No need to spend money on drinks or food beforehand.
 

royohz

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7 1/2 months last and also first. I nearly broke the fast about a month ago, but I screwed up (brotip for my fellow inexperienced peeps: don't go forward too slow during foreplay *sigh*).

Nobody reads this far into such a creepy lurker-thread anyway, do they?
 

Micklet

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If my girlfriend is reading this then it was 2 days ago with her....
If shes not then it was last night.....