I almost died laughing lolaggers said:please, i spank the monkey so much my friends call me hands solo
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite response to this question.Renegade Shepard said:A little bit before I died and doomed a nice chunk of the galaxy.
Is there a connection between the sex and the surgery (offence not intended)?Daystar Clarion said:I dunno, about a week?
My fiancee is in the hospital (don't worry, she's fine) and I'm not brave enough to try anything there.
[sub]Ignoring the fact she's just had major surgery and I'd probably break her if I were to try anything.[/sub]
I know, right? I knew it was gonna either be people like us, who last had sex when winter came in Game of Thrones (3 months for me), or smug motherfuckers saying "uh...about 2 hours."Smeatza said:Probably around 2 years ago, I don't keep a running tally.
This thread is depressing in all kinds of ways.
Woah now. Bad thoughts are bad! Take it from someone who attempt suicide, when you're about to die, you gain a whole shit ton of perspective.zelda2fanboy said:My first and last time was about 4 months ago. I sure do miss her. Pretty much all of my escapist posts and tumblr entries have been reflective of this. It's pretty pathetic. I've tried to date other people, but it always falls apart before even getting to go out. There's just no one around, and if there is, I certainly don't know who they are.
I don't want to have sex again until I know I can have it multiple times with the same person, i.e. a girlfriend. But I'll probably never have that, since I'm too desperate/needy/lonely/isolated. To be honest, I hate video games. Movies and books, too. I'm beginning to despise anything that filled my time when I didn't have anybody to spend it with. I hope I die soon.
Thanks for the nice thoughts. I think I'm getting better now (at least for this week). I've almost drowned before, so I know what you mean when one is really pushed to the edge and survival instinct kicks in. It's very unpleasant and nothing matters but not dying. I don't want to kill myself, but sometimes I think I'd prefer to not have to experience the next 25 years given the first 25 years. I don't want "to die," I just want to be dead and I'll get my wish eventually. I've also fantasized about being put on life support or sedation or something where I can be alive enough so as not to hurt my parents, but to not have to face the world anymore or be responsible for anything.Grey Day for Elcia said:Woah now. Bad thoughts are bad! Take it from someone who attempt suicide, when you're about to die, you gain a whole shit ton of perspective.zelda2fanboy said:My first and last time was about 4 months ago. I sure do miss her. Pretty much all of my escapist posts and tumblr entries have been reflective of this. It's pretty pathetic. I've tried to date other people, but it always falls apart before even getting to go out. There's just no one around, and if there is, I certainly don't know who they are.
I don't want to have sex again until I know I can have it multiple times with the same person, i.e. a girlfriend. But I'll probably never have that, since I'm too desperate/needy/lonely/isolated. To be honest, I hate video games. Movies and books, too. I'm beginning to despise anything that filled my time when I didn't have anybody to spend it with. I hope I die soon.
Don't let life get you down!