Where's Waldo?

[oppp7]

Find Waldo in the post and bold it/say where it is, then post your own picture/wall of text with Waldo in it. You may quote for this.

In the beginning, and ever since may decided we're awesome, it has been our sacred duty to kill everything that moves and isn't a human. This extends to plants, animals, and mountains. But one foe we always lose distance over is prions. Seriously, those bastards won't die easy. They're like, the terminators of the animal kingdom. The best way to kill prions is with a bigger prion, but this has problems, such as large prions crushing cars in Tokyo and Beijing, 2 countries in Northern Africa. Once we find out how to collide hadon colliders, we should have a weapon capable of taking out mofo prions.

Hint: It's 2 sentences before I start making shit up completely.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Find Waldo in the post and bold it/say where it is, then post your own picture/wall of text with Waldo in it. You may quote for this.

In the beginning, and ever since may decided we're awesome, it has been our sacred duty to kill everything that moves and isn't a human. This extends to plants, animals, and mountains. But one foe we always lose distance over is prions. Seriously, those bastards won't die easy. They're like, the terminators of the animal kingdom. The best way to kill prions is with a bigger prion, but this has problems, such as large prions crushing cars in Tokyo and Beijing, 2 countries in Northern Africa. Once we find out how to collide hadon colliders, we should have a weapon capable of taking out mofo prions.

Hint: It's 2 sentences before I start making shit up completely.

I say now, all this searching has gotten me worked up, now,aldo I have a fridge full of shit, I need some booze cause I don't have any.

Hint: I string the letters of two words together and change the letters in one word.

 

[oppp7]

I say now, all this searching has gotten me worked up, no waldo I have a fridge full of shit, I need some booze cause I don't have any.

Hint: I string the letters of two words together and change the letters in one word.

When does this crap stop? I can't take it anymore! I gots to jump out a window! *Jumps* Whew, that truck of soft fruit passing by was really awesome. I have a new respect for life! I'm going to go abuse it! *Does heroin and meth* Well, that was weird. Time to go to the hospital to learn if my eyes should be smoking. Well, that was fun! I've never ran from the cops before! I can't wait to tell all my friends about how I got detained by the law and sent to jail for a year. I wonder if they're still alive. Wait, doesn't all of this seem a little... odd? Like I'm doing something obviously wrong? Holy crap someones writing this fantasy about me! I've got to esca- *dies from fate*

Hint: you don't have to give hints for all of them, just the hard ones.