Which gaming character would you choose to help you out in a bar fight?

Mr Metzger

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Dante.

He can beat the crap out of anyone, then be my wingman when we pick up chicks.

 

'The Eel'

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Yuugi Hoshiguma from Subterranean Animism. She'd knock out everyone in the bar without even spilling any of the drinks.

 

Danallighieri

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Dante, because he's just awesome... Failing that, probably Tifa from FF7, because she would kick alotta ass and I'd pretty much be in awe
 

Diligent

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azzxl said:
I'm going to second this, because Kratos would flip the guy into the air, slam him down on a pool table, impale the guy to the pool table with a pool que, and kick the table through a wall into traffic causing a massive pile-up of cars, all with context sensitive buttons popping up. Any other aggressors would probably back away slowly and leave.
 

Vrex360

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Wrex from Mass Effect. I've seen what happens when someone actually tries to melee a Krogan... he would decimate my opposition.
 

Machiavellian007

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Diligent said:
azzxl said:
I'm going to second this, because Kratos would flip the guy into the air, slam him down on a pool table, impale the guy to the pool table with a pool que, and kick the table through a wall into traffic causing a massive pile-up of cars, all with context sensitive buttons popping up. Any other aggressors would probably back away slowly and leave.
I third this. Except then he'd probably kill me.
 

Nuckelavee

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A Glukkon out of the Oddworld. Sure we wont win tyhe fight but I rest happy knowing in te following hours three sligs would come in and drag the bastards off to a soulstorm brewplant.
 

Ungenericteen

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Gordon Freeman, because he could kickass with his crowbar, and I don't have to deal with him saying "tell your friends" after we won
 

Crispee

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Giygas, since he has no physical form they can't smash bottles over his head. And also he'd attack them in a way they cannot grasp.
 

PauL o_O

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The Dog from Dead to Rights: Retribution.
It'd pee all over their corps, after eating out his crotch to death.