Which is worse cold seat or warm?

Which is worse?

  • A cold toilet seat

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • A toilet seat still warm from the previous user

    Votes: 7 77.8%

  • Total voters
    9

Drathnoxis

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I have another very important question to pose to the Escapist community: which is worse, a cold toilet seat, or a toilet seat that is still warm from someone else sitting on it?
 

Asita

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They're both wrong. The correct answer is obviously "A toilet seat with someone hanging off it after a few too many drinks". I mean come on, man! You've been in there for two hours and I can't hold it in any longer!
 

Xprimentyl

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Warm from a previous user. I'm under no illusion I've ever been the first person to use a common toilet, but feeling the last person's butt heat? We've basically touch butts... eww.
 

Bob_McMillan

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I feel like a cold toilet seat expedites the shitting process.

That, and I live in a tropical country so an especially warm toilet seat would be concerning.
 

Casual Shinji

Should've gone before we left.
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The last thing you want to be physically reminded of when expelling excrement or urine is the body heat of another person.