Whinging thread

[Lord Krunk]

Spoiler: The Awesome Rant

All directed at people outside of the Escapist community. By the way i swear a lot and use bad grammar, I apologize.

EDIT: Just realized this is my first rant.

I have to go to a school full of fucking retards or people who think they are smart spouting doctor Phil bullshit all the fucking time. AND READING FUCKING TWILIGHT does not make you some genius when it comes to love and you are an absolute fuckwit to consider Edward Cullen as a boyfriend and to compare him to your boyfriend.

I Don't like you stop talking to me. I am weird, I enjoy myself so go fuck yourself. I have no respect for you, stop proving me right. Emo's look retarded.

Fuck the whales I like people more, guess where my money's going. No I will not give you money, I don't care how cheap your parents are, they gave you a sandwich eat it. (private Catholic school so no excuse)

You can't rap stop trying.

Shuffling is not dancing and will be an important life skill as you beg for change.

Gay jokes are only rarely funny and mostly either retarded stupid or criminally offensive.

I'm happy where I am in my life, stop trying to get me to conform to your outlook on life.

I don't smile alot, I am not an emo, please stop trying to cheer me up, I am happy enough.

Because I am quiet and do not hit on you constantly does not mean I'm gay, stop asking/assuming. I'm not but some people think that because I don't try to hump every girl that walks I am.

You are moderately attractive, stop acting like you are the prettiest girl in the world. Bitches get hit by cars, stop being one.

(Added later) Cover up, I don't mind attractive clothing but I am sick of seeing a 13 yr old girl best described as a child wearing something designed for a "street walker".

You can't sing stop trying.

Stop trying focusing all your schooling entirely on trying to be famous or become an athlete, there is a huge probability you will fail and it absolutely makes me see red the amount of people who want to "Be the next Beyonce" or whoever.

Watching a movie doesn't make you an expert on the subject.

Hit me and I will hit you back, stop acting surprised.

Words can not describe how awesome you are in my eyes right now.

Anyway, I just finished an English test, and the other top class (The rivals, if you may) got pissed off that we got slightly more information on criteria than them. So, in retaliation, they've convinced the English staff to make us re-sit a test that we haven't even been given any information to study for!

Damn, I hate a lot of people right now.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

So many times I have been told "Edward Cullen puts male humans to shame". While I could rant about that for a few pages I'll hold my temper and just say that it pisses me off!

Just reply back with either "It's funny because he doesn't exist and already has a girlfriend" and "That's funny because he was attracted to how she smelt, so It's unlikely he would ever notice you.I mean he spent how many years alone and the only reason that changed was her scent so what chance do you have of finding the same match, even if romantic vampires existed?"

I am evil but if you are an idiot expect my wrath.

 

[Xhumed]

I suppose I'd whine about the misspelled thread title and the all caps "DISCUSS" command at the end which adds a presumptuous and rude flavour to the thread.

...but it isn't misspelled...

 

[Nazulu]

It's always about the money, bring the fucking magic back!

I guess Harry Potter doesn't count huh?

One every bloody 2 years!

I like Harry Potter and some others, but you gotta admit most of it is crap.

 

[Alfie]

Instead of whining tread cant it be, what you happy about tread or mabye a day where we all say what we are happy about..


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