Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

[purf]

Looks like I win. Either way.

 

[username sucks]

My avatar is a twisted, paper thin version of me with one huge arm and one skinny one. The real me is big and knows martial arts so I think I would win, but that would be some scary shit.

 

[Padwolf]

My avatar is Hades, Lord of the Underworld. A God. A great big greek god. I like to think I would stand a chance. I like to think that maybe, just maybe I could throw something very random at him and win. Like an orange. That will work. I'll chuck an orange at his head and win that way. Huzzah!

 

[Scarim Coral]

If my avatar is drawn in the fandom side of her character, she will win via dubstep, I cannot stand dubsteps!!!

 

[Eamar]

My avatar is basically an Elvish version of me. So she's me, but better in every way.

... Man, I've set myself up to fail here. Destroyed by my own inadequacies, how embarrassing.

 

[Euryalus]

I might just be able to hold out in the fight for three days, but ultimately I would be overcome.

Majora is a tough cookie!

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I'm pretty sure Rarity would kill me with ease. She:

- Has magic and is capable of using it for offensive/defensive purposes
- Weighs a hell of a lot more than I do, being an equine and all
- Has a horn, which can be used to cut my stomach open or gore me
- Can kick my face off if spooked, yanno, being an equine and all
- Has backup who is basically a scream away, and said backup is a physical goddess
- Probably has plenty of other connections outside of friends to count on
- Can (and has) make a group of enemies submit to her will just by whining

 

[shootthebandit]

Grey fox from metal gear solid im pretty much dead before I begin. Although I have a fully operation metal gear rex in my garage so ill probably win

 

[Aulleas123]

...I like having fantasies of grandeur, but those go away with a looney toon, uber-powerful psychic disciple of Magneto. I'd get creamed like the human I am.

 

[Lilikins]

hmm well....in all honesty...Im not going to say Im a guy who will run straight into battle...and if I saw my avatar standing in my room in the middle of the night...Id either
A: Break down and cry... or
B: get out of the house and burn it down...

by option B Id imagine it surviving somehow, so Im screwed either way.

 

[Laughing Man]

It's MR T, I'd be a fool and he would in dead pity me.

 

[Moloch Sacrifice]

Hmm. Whilst I'm sure any Techpriest worth his or her salt will have a number of gizmos up their sleeves to deal with a troublemaker like me, if I throw my phone on the ground, I might be able to get the jump on him whilst he tends to it's wounded machine spirit.

Of course, that all falls through if he has a couple of autonomous mechadendrites lurking under those red folds...

 

[GundamSentinel]

Me or the Banshee Gundam... I'm trying to think of scenarios where I might possibly survive, but I can't seem to find any.

 

[Agayek]

Well it sure as shit won't be me. My avatar is Kirby, and he's perfectly able and willing to eat me alive in a couple milliseconds.

 

[SadisticFire]

Probably could She's already destroying herself to the point she doesn't care if she really wanted to hurt me and I guess vice versa. But I'm a just a normal person where she is a rainboowww~

 

[Tony2077]

well if its me vs a DVD box I'd win if its the things on the box i think the captcha has it right

it's over

 

[Angelous Wang]

Depends on the writer, sometime Joker can go toe to toe with Batman and sometimes he can barely sissy box.

Assuming he is killing joke Joker then I could possibly take him (assuming that he has no Joker gadgets or such, just a straight up fist fight).

Though if he won Joker probably won't kill me, he'd do something far more fucked up.

 

[Evonisia]

Hmm... I think wearing the Living Dress is greatly restrictive to one's movement, and the arms are greatly limited by the wings (should they be open) and one's sight is sometimes blocked by the face fans. Coupled with that its wearer in her 2010 days wasn't obsessed with weed and is wearing heels that could potentially crush bone (I'm exaggerating, obviously).

Considering that I can barely throw a punch, I think it would be an even fight. Even if I wouldn't want to harm the dress.

 

[MCerberus]

On one hand, puppy.
On the other, mythical beast and presumably militant.

Hmm...