Who would win in a fight: you or your avatar?

TheRiddler

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I'm fighting a skinny nerd with no fighting abilities. So, we're on even ground, physically. Still, he's a mental case, so I'll live. Besides, if he ever gets close to winning, he'll stop to gloat, at which point I can punch him.
 

Satyva

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Indyca said:
I'd have to agree with Hazy992, as both our avatars being Vegeta means we'd both be demolished. *shrugs* what are you gonna do?
Get angry and go UBER SUPER SAIYAN. Just sayin'. #WWSD
 

FPLOON

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If Rainbow Dash came out of that stain glass, then I don't even stand a ghost of a chance in winning... However, if it was just the stain glass that just so happens to have a Rainbow Dash design on it, then maybe if only for the cost of my hands and parts of my own legs...

Either way, it's going to get pretty bloody regardless...
 

MaAlGon3

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Big O? I wouldn't stand a chance, even without a pilot I wouldn't put a dent on him.
 

Satyva

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And if MY avatar appeared on Earth to fight me, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be the only casualty. I'm thinking extinction event size outcome, because even a Hello Cthulhu is still a Cthulhu.
 

McElroy

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I'm not even sure this thing could fight back. It's supposed to be my buddy anyway. An almost bloodless tie.
 

DanielBrown

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Since my avatar is me, about six years ago, I reckon I'd take him down quite easily. I was thin as a stick back then and smoked like a chimney. These days I'm quite a lot bigger and work out almost daily. I'm also quite the narcissist however, so I'm not sure either one of us could get past our self-love enough to punch other versions of ourselves... Let's call it a draw!
 

Canadamus Prime

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My avatar is Shenron from Dragon Ball. I don't think I'd stand a chance against a nearly all-powerful mystical dragon. On the other hand I could just wish for victory and Shenron would be obligated to grant it.
 

Something Amyss

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A slightly unhinged individual who can transform into a giant armoured form similar to a mecha, vs a slightly deragned individual suffering back problems and recovering from surgery?

Yeah, I think I'd put my money on Dead End.
 

BeerTent

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Considering all I've for going for me is intricate knowledge of drunk boxing, and the effects of alcohol on the human body during said boxing, and the fact that my Avatar's a knight in power armor... This may or may not be lop-sided.
 

MinimanZombie

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Well, considering my Avatar is a few seconds away from burning alive, I think I've got a good chance. Plus, the drink could indicate Alcoholism, so at least I have the healthier liver.
 

Hero of Lime

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Well Link wins automatically. I am in good shape physically, but so is he, and he has a sword and shield he can use with little to no trouble. Of course, I would probably be too busy fanboying to realize my head and body aren't attached anymore. :/
 

Tahaneira

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Well, it depends (sorta) on how you interpret my avatar:

If it's just a sentient, moving image of the N7 logo, I might stand a chance, though the residual badassery of the Alliance N7 program means I will still probably lose by default.

If it's a member of the N7 program who isn't Shepard, I'm merely doomed.

If it is Shepard, I have maybe half a second to whimper before being shot, exploded, incinerated, electrocuted, frozen, poisoned, thrown, crushed, smashed, disintegrated, spaghettified, stabbed, slashed, punched, and headbutted into oblivion.

Of course, that's Renegade Shepard. My Shepard is always Paragon, so he/she would likely just floor me with a punch and then sit down and solve all my problems by talking to me.
 

Grayjack

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Well I tried to change my avatar a long time ago, and it never got uploaded. I don't remember what it was so I'm just gonna say I'd probably lose.
 

Hambers

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Well, Harbinger is the billion year old slaughterer of thousands of civilisations and I'm the 24 year old maker of sandwiches.

I chose synthesis, does that hurt my chances?