Why did you kill the above poster?

[Shadyside]

For biting the hand that feeds you.

 

[Kae]

Because i needed to be edgier than him.

 

[Shadyside]

Because you keep glitching.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Because you need to go deeper

 

[Shadyside]

Because you wouldn't fix my car.

 

[blockhead77]

For making me explain what anime is to my friends.

 

[Shadyside]

For making a bad picture of my avatar.

 

[blockhead77]

For not appreciating art.

 

[Shadyside]

For being a blockhead.

 

[blockhead77]

For assuming my IQ in 2020.

 

[Kae]

There was only a 30% chance I swear!

 

[blockhead77]

For making me try to comprehend math.

 

[Shadyside]

Because I needed to know if he could bleed.

 

[CM156]

Because it was self-defense

 

[Shadyside]

Because you are destroying this country.

 

[Wintermute]

I had to hide my knife collection somewhere.

 

[Kae]

I wanted a VR headset

 

[blockhead77]

I needed $5

 

[Kae]

Because I only had $0.85 and I wanted them back.

 

[Neuromancer]

Assisted Suicide.