Why did you kill the above poster?

[Kae]

For wanting to be many colors.

 

[Shadyside]

Because I am waging a war against drugs

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you ain't taking my drugs away.

 

[Shadyside]

because you have an ugly mole in your forehead

 

[Iron]

Because I keep hearing senzawa's voice every time I see your avatar

 

[Shadyside]

I needed an extra bar of soap.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Because we needed you to make more soap.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I wanted the dog.

 

[Dreiko]

If you can't choose a hair color, you choose death.

 

[Shadyside]

For bring smug and annoying.

 

[Drathnoxis]

Because you have to beat the other evil apes in the face, or you lose.

 

[Shadyside]

I didn't have to since he is already hanging around.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

Because he stopped making forum games.

 

[Shadyside]

For being white.

 

[Kae]

Because his edgy jokes triggered me.

 

[SupahEwok]

Last I remembered was the LSD he passed over, and when I woke up the blood was everywhere, HELP ME I CAN'T GET IT OFF

 

[Shadyside]

For not helping Endor.

 

[Kae]

For sentencing me to the worst thing ever.

 

[Shadyside]

Vaya con Dios.

 

[Kae]

Because he didn't hail Satan enough.