Why did you kill the above poster?

[Mister Mumbler]

Because he wouldn't divulge what he knew about Bill Carson

 

[Neuromancer]

Because we don't cotton to freaks around these parts.

 

[Shadyside]

For mercy

 

[Wintermute]

Because that's what men do.

 

[Shadyside]

You had it coming.

 

[CM156]

So did you. Both of you.

 

[Shadyside]

For being a threat to the free world.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

To unite all people within our nation

 

[Shadyside]

Because I don't like your breed.

 

[SupahEwok]

For having poor taste in doggos.

 

[Shadyside]

For living in Houston- the worst city in Texas.

 

[SupahEwok]

I'm not guilty here, it was the brain-eating amoebas in the water I gave him that did it.

 

[Shadyside]

For spreading brain eating amoebas on Texan water.

 

[Wintermute]

For changing his avatar

 

[CM156]

For not changing his avatar

 

[Shadyside]

Because you betrayed your Donald Trump avatar.

 

[CM156]

Don't worry: if Amy Coney Barrett gets confirmed, I'm changing my avatar to her.

Because your avatar looks suggestive

 

[Mister Mumbler]

I had to take him out before he changed faces again.

 

[Shadyside]

For being a vicious animal.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

For rejecting my attempts to get head scratchies