Why did you kill the above poster?

[Shadyside]

For being immortal.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because he doesn't know he's a mod.

 

[morsomk]

Because he took my sandwich away and forced me to eat my parents.

 

[Shadyside]

I wanted to try out crocodile meat.

 

[morsomk]

The "S"...

It vexes me!

 

[Kae]

Because I figured a crocodile trophy would be a good place to hide the dope.

 

[Shadyside]

Because it's hopped up on dope.

 

[Kae]

Because I must leave no witnesses.

 

[Shadyside]

I wanted to know how many ways you can skin a cat.

 

[Wintermute]

Because I can blame it on coronachan.

 

[Shadyside]

I don't have to do anything since you have the chinese virus.

 

[Palindromemordnilap]

Subliminal messaging within the painted assclaps of their avatar

 

[Neuromancer]

I'm a cop.

 

[Kae]

He's a cop!

 

[Hawki]

It tried to force-feed me the same psychadelics it's on.

 

[Trunkage]

Because theyre an unholy union of creature parts that never should have existed

Silly! You don't need a reason to kill people.

That sounds like quitter talk to me

 

[Shadyside]

For cosplaying as the Mad Hatter.

 

[PointlessKnowledge]

For cosplaying as an asshat.

 

[Baffle]

Because he/she was yellow.

 

[Shadyside]

for always being blue