Why did you kill the above poster?

[blockhead77]

For keeping a dog hostage in a 400 by 400 pixel box

 

[Shadyside]

For not recycling boxes

 

[CM156]

For not reusing boxes

 

[Kae]

For not being reactionary enough.

 

[CM156]

My ideal society would hang me for being too liberal.

I give you a reused box full of books.

 

[Shadyside]

For being a boomer who is holding back society and progress.

 

[blockhead77]

For pirating anime

 

[Wintermute]

For something he said on Twitter.

 

[Shadyside]

For releasing cyberpunk buggy on consoles.

 

[gorfias]

For shaking a gin martini rather than stirring.

 

[Wintermute]

For preordering that KFC console.

 

[CM156]

For not preording the KFC console.

 

[Shadyside]

For making the KFC console.

 

[Kae]

For being Colonel Sanders in disguise.

 

[Dany_the_penguin]

For a piece of bread

 

[Shadyside]

I wanted to know what penguin tastes like.

 

[Dany_the_penguin]

I couldn't afford to pay divorce checks so I chose the alternative

 

[Shadyside]

I didn't have to kill you since climate change is already killing your species.

 

[Dany_the_penguin]

I was running low on slim jims so I improvised

 

[Shadyside]

Because you love penguins sexually.