Why is America so awesome?

[Sensenmann]

This is no hate speech... Just wondering, and it angers me when people say that they, Americans are the best.

Infact, by doing this many who hate America for it's stereotypical hate of ROW. So its the clone of that french thread, but reversed and for America.

So why do you think America is Awesome.

NO HATE SPEECH

Edit: Changed ROE to ROW. Im sure America dont hate ROE.

 

[Lord George]

I don't think America is awesome,but I would love to visit because it seems to harbour such err interesting people, oh and crazy Christians must meet them and then argue with them. Shine on you crazy americans

 

[runtheplacered]

This is no hate speech... Just wondering, and it angers me when people say that they, Americans are the best.

Infact, by doing this many who hate America for it's stereotypical hate of ROE. So its the clone of that french thread, but reversed and for America.

So why do you think America is Awesome.

NO HATE SPEECH

Because we kicked your Kings ass and sent your soldiers home with their tails between their legs! Just kidding.

I'm a United Statsian (Yep, made it up) and I definitely don't find the U.S. to be anything spectacular. It's just a country, like the other 190ish countries in the world. I've never been much of a patriot and don't believe in things like "Better dead then red!" So, I guess I'm not the person to ask.

 

[runtheplacered]

I don't think America is awesome,but I would love to visit because it seems to harbour such err interesting people, oh and crazy Christians must meet them and then argue with them. Shine on you crazy americans

Hate to say this, but you can find crazy Christians just about anywhere.

 

[Jaebird]

I think its awesome that the first black president is also a comic book geek.

 

[Vlane]

I don't think America is awesome. It's average. Ok maybe not even that.

 

[Aardvark]

There's no such thing as the USA. It's a myth perpetrated by the leaders of the Muslim world, who are in need of a Great Satan to keep the people distracted while they live like kings. They have callcentres and datacentres dedicated to generating all correspondence reportedly from America. All those US soldiers wandering around Iraq? Mercenaries paid to be there, pissing people off.

Between Canada and Mexico, there's a great rift that leads to the centre of the Earth. Canadians and Mexicans, the superstitious lot they are, keep well away from the precipice and don't mention it to anyone, for fear of demons stealing their souls.

 

[Calobi]

It's because I'm there (here?).

 

[Sensenmann]

It's just a country, like the other 190ish countries in the world. I've never been much of a patriot and don't believe in things like "Better red then dead!" So, I guess I'm not the person to ask.

Im sure you mean "Better dead than red".

 

[Easykill]

Well, I live near the border... They've got cheap gas and turkeys?

 

[Aura Guardian]

Please. America isn't that awesome. Sure Freedom of Speech is awesome,but it is abused so bad.
Plus, the patriotism level is absurd. I am American but I just hate ahem "Americans"

 

[IceStar100]

Becuase we have a song that goes Amrican F^&* Yeah.

 

[Neosage]

I am British but I think I know why Americans are so awesome, warning: contains swear words.


Edit: They aren't Canadian!

 

[JakubK666]

BIG AMERICAN TEETEES!

EDIT: Also I love how few people realizes how badly that song mocks USA...

 

[Danny Ocean]

Why is America Awesome?
This is why:

[sup]Took me a while to choose between all of these pictures I have.
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[savandicus]

America is great because their adverts are HILLAROUS, i saw an advert there once for a 4 by 4 that was 'now able to hold up to 4 tonnes' and looking around you see that a large chunk of americas have these and i bet the heaviest and biggest thing they've ever carried with it is a broom. If anyone on the escapist can think of something a normal person would need to move a 4 tonne object then i'll give them a cookie.

 

[Captain Wes]

Because we invented the orgasmatron as well as self-microwaving bacon hotdogs

 

[GunslingerUK]

Americans probably claim there the best due to the propaganda. but other then that i would say they have there ups and downs but witch country doesn't?

 

[Xocrates]

Hate to say this, but you can find crazy Christians just about anywhere.

America does have a much higher concentration though. Mind you, that may depend whether you consider the likes of Mormons and similar groups Christian - Several of those are actually more zealotry that the Pope.

That said, I don't really have nothing against the US and its folk. I don't really see why they should be in awe of them either.

 

[Zani]

I don't think America is awesome,but I would love to visit because it seems to harbour such err interesting people, oh and crazy Christians must meet them and then argue with them. Shine on you crazy americans

^What he said.