Why Zombies would cure the World:

[TheBigInterview]

It would rid the World of bigotry and even send us into a Anarchist state that would cure us of money and financial problems. It would destroy the Capitalist, Socialist and Communist economies.

It would give us an international feel of community something we've been needing for a while now. I don't have much to say right now and I'm more interested in your opinions and thoughts of the aftermath and the benefits of a Z.A.

 

[Clashero]

Socialist economies? Socialism is political, not economical.

Not only do you look like an idiot by saying a zombie attack would be benefitial; you manage to look even more stupid by suggesting that anarchy is somehow not terrible.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

But if everyone died from zombies, then wouldn't everyone become zombies? The problem would only repeat itself.

Only Canadia can cure the world.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Most of us would be turned into shambling corpses, and if we didn't kill every other human on Earth the last remaining humans would struggle to survive. Life would be difficult for these humans, but depending on how many that survived they could rebuild human society.

But the society they create probably won't be much better than the current one. It's not like the destruction of the human race because of zombies teaches us some sort of lesson (besides remembering to handle test tubes properly, depending on how the zombie virus came into existence). Because of this the new governments would probably be very similar to the old ones. It's not like the Government was the reason for this disaster. The cause of this disaster was the damn zombies.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Hooray! More seemingly inane threads that suddenly relate to anarchism!

And this is assuming that we removed the zombies in the first place, and that the zombies destroyed all vestiges of governmental influence before we removed them (whilst the government is most suited and equipped for removing most fleshy creatures, whilt we the people are more likely to cower and die).

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Socialist economies? Socialism is political, not economical.

Not only do you look like an idiot by saying a zombie attack would be benefitial; you manage to look even more stupid by suggesting that anarchy is somehow not terrible.

Se pasan de rosca con las cosas de zombies...ugh, gracias por decir lo.

Okay, according to windows live translator you are saying something along the lines of "Passed thread with zombies things... ugh, thank you for saying it" correct?

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Because rebuilding society would give us economical relief, right? And you seem to think that people would work together. People would stick together, but in too small of groups to make any sort of "community". Its just the way people are.

 

[Firia]

Read "World War Z" for the account of society during the Zombie holocaust.

 

[the1ultimate]

I really hate to kill the fun of applying action-movie anarchy to the real-world, but a zombie apocalypse doesn't usually solve anything in the movies.
You'd probably end up with a military dictatorship, massive death toll and an increase in crazy cults, all of which would make you miss the warm fuzzy intellectual debates you used to have with the ineffectual socialists.

There are better ways to channel humanities hate and fear, or create a temporary state of anarchy allowing a complete restructure of power.

 

[bodyklok]

To put it bluntly, the premisses of this thread are faulty to the point that not even Eddie Riggs can fix it.

Spoiler

And he can fix anything! (o_0)

 

[Toaster Hunter]

If anything, bigotry would only grow
"blank" caused the apocalypse. That's all the readnecks need in an excuse to shoot everyone, not just the infected.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Sure, that sounds great. Except that, you know... everyone would be dead.

 

[TheBigInterview]

Well guys, the moral of the story here is don't drink and drive. Fuck.

 

[TheBigInterview]

Sorry..I wasn't even thinking when I posted this.. My friend was talking to me and I never even re read it before posting.

Yeah..

I was high as eleven feet in the AIR. MOTHA FUCK.

 

[Clashero]

Socialist economies? Socialism is political, not economical.

Not only do you look like an idiot by saying a zombie attack would be benefitial; you manage to look even more stupid by suggesting that anarchy is somehow not terrible.

Se pasan de rosca con las cosas de zombies...ugh, gracias por decir lo.

Un gusto. Estoy siempre dispuesto a putear a la gente que escribe huevadas.*

*2 more new slang words for ya!

Socialist economies? Socialism is political, not economical.

Not only do you look like an idiot by saying a zombie attack would be benefitial; you manage to look even more stupid by suggesting that anarchy is somehow not terrible.

Se pasan de rosca con las cosas de zombies...ugh, gracias por decir lo.

Okay, according to windows live translator you are saying something along the lines of "Passed thread with zombies things... ugh, thank you for saying it" correct?

"Se pasan de rosca" would be something close to "They go over the top", "They do it too much", "They do it too often". For instance, "Quería beber poco y me pasé de rosca" would mean "I wanted to drink a little, but I ended up drinking too much."