Wierdest thing you've ever said out of rage to a game.

[Rothgar blood]

This is from some one else not me. so we were playing MW2 and i had just "Hardscoped" him as the game winning round when he was defusing the bomb...and it was through a wall sooo ya this is what he said.
P.s thank god for caps lock.
"YOU..YOU MOTHER F***ING SON OF A C*** EATTING WHORE I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND S*** OUT WHATS LEFT AND F*** IT!!!! YOU C** SUCKING A** CLOWN ARRGG BLARGTHYUING!!!!!!
...
after which i just laught and he whent on to say.
"YOU THINK ITS FUNNY IM GOING TO KILL YOU ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHFUUUUUUULLLLLLL *gurgling sound*"

 

[dillinger88]

Usually something along the lines of "Fuck my arse" gets shouted a lot. Which is strange as I would probably cry if anyone actually did.

Generally happens recently when trying to fight a golem, that's armoured at the front, who charges at you down a hallway with no room to dodge.The Witcher 2 on hard mode. Thinking about it, I reckon a golem is one of the worst things I could imagine fucking my arse.

Wow, that was a weird place for my head to be in.

 

[mionic]

well, i tend to randomly ramble inaudible sounds....

 

[Tiscolfo]

"Awww monkey crap"

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Well, me and my friend were around 3 songs away from finishing the endless setlist on the first Rock Band, I was on drums, he was on guitar, both on expert. We had just done Run To The Hills (which is absolute murders on the drums) then as he a joke he selected "Exit Setlist" on the menu thinking it would go to a "Are You Sure?" screen. It didn't.

Spoiler: My Response

YOUPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKERIWILLMURDERYOUANDYOURFAMILYTHENSHITONYOURFACEIMEANWHATTHEFUCKAAARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH

I believe that "pretty miffed" basically sums up my actions.

Oh, also, since the song had literally only just ended, my arms were basically reduced to jelly at the time which I'm sure looked hilarious.

 

[distortedreality]

I don't want to play with you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction!!!

My fav rant is I fart in your general direction!!! I do love many other Monty Python quotes, but I fart is the best..

Your mother was a hamster!

OT - I haven't had a game enrage me to the point of talking to it in a while, but I would assume that I would go along the general path of random expletives. Seems to be the consensus.

 

[Lord_Nemesis]

There was a stream of unrecognizable profanities but I do rmeember finishing with:

**** bawsackin Fucktard.

xD

 

[imnot]

I AM ADOLF HITLER *****!
Not sure what I was thinking at the time.
0_0

 

[theseworlds]

"You cunting fuck!"

got my words mixed up

 

[Darkdestra]

I don't tend to rage on games i get mildly pissed at my internet more that it has the horrible habbit of deciding to mess with it's own connection damn wireless >_<
Most the time i just try to reason with my computer/internet despite knowing that it would to absolutley nothing.
OT: FAAAHHHH yea not really swearing i start the word and just hold it for a bit although i rarely have my mic plugged in so..

 

[ShadowAurora]

why don't you go get f***ed in your dick

can't remember why this was said but i do remember multiplayer

 

[BleedingPride]

FUCKBERRIES!!!!

 

[Spaloooooka]

I bet you wouldn't have done this if I was a hedgehog!!

I don't mind losing. Game bugs piss me off no end!

 

[Deadpool062]

At some point I think I threatened to stab something with a walrus.

 

[DJDarque]

When it comes to games that have to announce loudly that you died or lost I get very frustrated. One time I believe I told a game

Spoiler: spoilered for language

SHUT YOUR STUPID GOD DAMN WHORE MOUTH! IF YOU DO IT AGAIN I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE!

Luckily I don't get that angry too often.

 

[barbzilla]

Yelling at the AI hostages in CS I would accuse them of utilizing Lemming AI programs to screw me over

 

[jovack22]

Probably playing Pokemon.

I tell the game that it's a cheater, and why doesn't it make me miss more, that I want the enemy to hit me with a critical hit... that kind of stuff lol.