Have the world's greatest gaming computer ever made
but
You're a girl who only uses it for Facebook
The horror?
but
You're a girl who only uses it for Facebook
The horror?
Will You Press the Button?
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You become the most attractive person in the world, but you change sex in the process.
Yea, that wouldn't bother me at all.
As long as I stay attractive with age, and that old saying "Men are like fine wine, they get better with age, women are like flowers, they wilt after a week" doesn't apply.
The next question:
"You have an unlimited supply of french fries, but there's no ketchup."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!11!!!!
Yea, that wouldn't bother me at all.
As long as I stay attractive with age, and that old saying "Men are like fine wine, they get better with age, women are like flowers, they wilt after a week" doesn't apply.
The next question:
"You have an unlimited supply of french fries, but there's no ketchup."
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!11!!!!
You become incredibly fit, smart, witty and attractive
but
You are turned into the opposite gender
I have wondered about both scenarios before and ofc I never fantasized about what it would be like to be an ugly woman... A trial period would be preferred.
Really it's the fit part that I feel escaped me especially in the last 10 years or so.
but
You are turned into the opposite gender
I have wondered about both scenarios before and ofc I never fantasized about what it would be like to be an ugly woman... A trial period would be preferred.
Really it's the fit part that I feel escaped me especially in the last 10 years or so.
It's Tuesday night. I'm bored. Let's have another go.
"You can read peoples' minds BUT you find out what everybody really thinks of you."
No way, José. Not worth it.
"You can read peoples' minds BUT you find out what everybody really thinks of you."
No way, José. Not worth it.
"Change physical appearance at will" but "100,000 people go infertile"
Yep, that's a good deal in my books, seeing how 100,000 people only make up about 0.0014% of the population, and a great deal of the population is above childrearing age anyways making it a moot point if they get hit by the latter effect.
Yep, that's a good deal in my books, seeing how 100,000 people only make up about 0.0014% of the population, and a great deal of the population is above childrearing age anyways making it a moot point if they get hit by the latter effect.
...Wouldn't all the knowledge of the internet actually be the reason you'd be shouting random sex noises? I mean after all...bauke67 said:
"You are Immortal"
BUT
"You must masturbate at least once a day for the rest of your life and if you forget you die"
...It's like they know me...
BUT
"You must masturbate at least once a day for the rest of your life and if you forget you die"
...It's like they know me...
Eh why not?
" Your favorite Youtuber becomes more popular" but annoying fangirls and fanboys hurt their reputation".
I don't really know who my favorite YouTuber is. I want the RageSelect guys to get real popular and I'd press it if it meant them. Though they probably wouldn't thank me.
"You and a person you choose can have any power you want" but "there is a 50% chance that person will try to kill you with that power".
There probably is a way to get around this, but I'll pass.
"You can watch any show you want whenever you want so long as it has been filmed" but " you can't speak or blog about what you just watched"
I'd press it. I don't talk or blog about the things I watch anyway.
"You can have any girl you want" but "any thing she wears you have to wear."
Well that's pretty funny.
But I'm female myself so...I'd guess I'd pass on that one. If it was gender swapped I might take it.
"You are God" but "you must live a month in each person's life that you dislike"
I'd press it. I don't dislike a lot of people, and even if I did, the positive greatly out weights the negative here.
Okay okay one more...
"You will have your very own TARDIS and know how to drive it" but "you only live for 30 more years."
Huh, that one was pretty disappointing considering I don't watch Dr.Who so I'm not sure what a TARDIS is (a time machine I guess?) I'm gonna have to pass. I take things one day at a time.
Urgh. I want another one.
"You can swap genders at any time" but "your pubic hair grows 15 inches a day for the rest of your life."
Nah, I'm fine being a women 100% of the time and having only moderate pubic hair growth.
" Your favorite Youtuber becomes more popular" but annoying fangirls and fanboys hurt their reputation".
I don't really know who my favorite YouTuber is. I want the RageSelect guys to get real popular and I'd press it if it meant them. Though they probably wouldn't thank me.
"You and a person you choose can have any power you want" but "there is a 50% chance that person will try to kill you with that power".
There probably is a way to get around this, but I'll pass.
"You can watch any show you want whenever you want so long as it has been filmed" but " you can't speak or blog about what you just watched"
I'd press it. I don't talk or blog about the things I watch anyway.
"You can have any girl you want" but "any thing she wears you have to wear."
Well that's pretty funny.
But I'm female myself so...I'd guess I'd pass on that one. If it was gender swapped I might take it."You are God" but "you must live a month in each person's life that you dislike"
I'd press it. I don't dislike a lot of people, and even if I did, the positive greatly out weights the negative here.
Okay okay one more...
"You will have your very own TARDIS and know how to drive it" but "you only live for 30 more years."
Huh, that one was pretty disappointing considering I don't watch Dr.Who so I'm not sure what a TARDIS is (a time machine I guess?) I'm gonna have to pass. I take things one day at a time.
Urgh. I want another one.
"You can swap genders at any time" but "your pubic hair grows 15 inches a day for the rest of your life."
Nah, I'm fine being a women 100% of the time and having only moderate pubic hair growth.
"You have unlimited money but You have to keep it secret and live low-key to the rest of your life, or ninjas will murder you"
Yes. Yes I will. Because I can slowly pay through all of my debts then. And slowly fix my car.
"Anyone you meet will be instantly attracted to you but rapists will be too"
No. Fuck no. They're already attracted to me and I don't like it. So no.
Yes. Yes I will. Because I can slowly pay through all of my debts then. And slowly fix my car.
"Anyone you meet will be instantly attracted to you but rapists will be too"
No. Fuck no. They're already attracted to me and I don't like it. So no.
I find it surprising the number of times the button attempts to change the sex of the player.Story said:Urgh. I want another one.
"You can swap genders at any time" but "your pubic hair grows 15 inches a day for the rest of your life."
Nah, I'm fine being a women 100% of the time and having only moderate pubic hair growth.
Even more surprising is the high percentage of people who seem to take this change when it's offered, it always seems to be between 40 & 60%.
Yes, I'll only use it on people on their deathbed.Dastardly said:
I'm a monster.
"Any little thing your heart desires" but "Music is gone forever"
Nah, I like music too much.
EDIT: Did another,
"You can have any girl you'd like" but "Shes no good in the bed"
...I'm not sure this sounds consensual, so I'll stick with girls who like me and may or may not be good in bed
"You gain supernatural abilities by eating fruit...
but you lose the ability to swim"
Took me a long time to decide on that one. I'm not a strong swimmer anyway but you never know, it could be the death of me. I'm too tempted by the super natural abilities though - I may well get more use out of them than I would swimming. And hey, maybe I can still stay afloat at least?
EDIT: Did another one,
You get transported to the world of Pokemon...
but you have to pull out 4 of your own teeth
Pressed it. It would be worth it in the long run. I can always get gold teeth and become a safari warden.
Edit2: Why not, it's not like I should be working. Isn't that what staff rooms are for?
You can shape shift into anything
but you can never return to your original form
I'm okay with that so long as I can resemble something similar. Just different coloured eyes or a few inches taller or something. There has to be a line somewhere so I'll get as close to it as I can.
but you lose the ability to swim"
Took me a long time to decide on that one. I'm not a strong swimmer anyway but you never know, it could be the death of me. I'm too tempted by the super natural abilities though - I may well get more use out of them than I would swimming. And hey, maybe I can still stay afloat at least?
EDIT: Did another one,
You get transported to the world of Pokemon...
but you have to pull out 4 of your own teeth
Pressed it. It would be worth it in the long run. I can always get gold teeth and become a safari warden.
Edit2: Why not, it's not like I should be working. Isn't that what staff rooms are for?
You can shape shift into anything
but you can never return to your original form
I'm okay with that so long as I can resemble something similar. Just different coloured eyes or a few inches taller or something. There has to be a line somewhere so I'll get as close to it as I can.