Wish Granted, but...

[supermariner]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

 

[laststandman]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

 

[captaincabbage]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

 

[SD-Fiend]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

 

[Yoshemo]

Granted,

but both your legs fall off

i wish i had a bacon sandwich

Granted,

but it's Canadian bacon

EDIT: I wish I could choose the length of time for which I slept every time I sleep.

GRANTED! But you can only choose between one or two seconds, followed by an hour recharge rate where you have to stay awake.

I wish I could shoot pies from my wrists at will.

GRANTED! but now your penis can talk

I wish I had the powers of a cartoon

GRANTED! But its a political cartoon from the newspaper.
I wish I had something to do

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

NOT GRANTED.
So..
GRANTED.


I wish I could stop being obsessed with this and just quit annoying everyone with my multiple posts.

Granted!

*Hits report button*

I wish I could summon coffee at will.

Granted... But you're allergic to coffee.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but you only received one wish, and you used it to find out.

I wish my room mates were decent human beings.

 

[Whodat]

GRANTED! But they smell so bad they killed anyone close to you

I wish that you couldn't grant this wish

 

[supermariner]

granted
but you're not

i wish i wasn't inevitably going to go bald

dammit! ninja'd

 

[Contun]

Wish Granted, but you grow a mullet.

I wish that this wish cannot backfire in any way.
HEY WAIT A SEC.

 

[Dabox1]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

 

[sgtshock]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, but right before you eat it your sense of taste completely changes, and all your favorite toppings sound disgusting while anchovies and pineapple sound delicious.

I wish I had the power of mind control.

 

[ryanxm]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

granted but its a bomb that is about to go off

GAAAAAAH NINJAD!

 

[TheTurtleMan]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, the toppings are whatever you want, but the sauce is now blood and the bread made of cardboard.

I wish I was the greatest banjo player in the world. Oh and that the banjo was still a cool instrument.

 

[ryanxm]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, but right before you eat it your sense of taste completely changes, and all your favorite toppings sound disgusting while anchovies and pineapple sound delicious.

I wish I had the power of mind control.

granted but you bleed out your eyes and ears in large quantitys when you use said power

 

[Dabox1]

OT - so much ninja'ing...

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

granted, it doesnt, but you just made a stupid wish

i wish i had some pizza right now with only the toppings i wish on it *e.g. nothing nasty on it, only what i want*

Granted, the toppings are whatever you want, but the sauce is now blood and the bread made of cardboard.

I wish I was the greatest banjo player in the world. Oh and that the banjo was still a cool instrument.

Granted, you just will never be popular or recognized.

I wish I knew how to pilot a jet.

 

[ultrachicken]

Granted, but birds will automatically fly at the turbines.

I wish my download would finish.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Okay, but it's ten gigs of gay furry porn instead of what you wanted.

I wish my laptop had greater battery length.

 

[mrx19869]

Okay, but it's ten gigs of gay furry porn instead of what you wanted.

I wish my laptop had more battery.

GRANTED: But you could only use it for 20 minutes at a time

I wish I could turn invisible...

 

[Whodat]

Granted but you leave red footprints everywhere you go

I wish i had your computer