Wish Granted, but...

[The Stonker]

Granted! But your so incredibly ugly everyone that looks at you will annoy you with the worst and most common internet memes until your eyes start to bleed .

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises

Well I'm atleast prettier then your face :3

Granted! But you get suprise pirate butt sexs.

 

[The Stonker]

You didn't make a wish, so you don't get one.
I wish I could get a hug right now.

Granted! But I want to hug you tight so that you will feel more love.
I wish someone could give me a backrub.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I wish to see the Mona Lisa painting.

GRANTED but you die as soon as you look at it.

I wish I could be skinny.

 

[The Stonker]

I wish to see the Mona Lisa painting.

GRANTED but you die as soon as you look at it.

I wish I could be skinny.

Granted! But now your so skinny that your a bacteria.

I wish that my friend would just come out of the closet already.

 

[Sjakie]

Granted, but he only came out of your closet to kill you with a knife

i wish i could get some

 

[Epailes]

EDIT: ninja'd
Granted! but what happens in (the movie) teeth happens to you
I wish i could be more confident

 

[The Stonker]

Granted, but he only came out of your closet to kill you with a knife

i wish i could get some

Granted! But it's with a bear.

I wish I wasn't so manly.

 

[restoshammyman]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

 

[Epailes]

Granted! but there is no other living thing what-so-ever, so you starve to death.
I wish for the pirate, ninja alliance to be happen.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Granted! You go insane from loneliness.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Anyways... Granted! But the pirates and ninjas are coming for you now.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without enlarging my man-tits.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted, but the core has turned into a black hole.

EDIT: Granted, but your bum gets bigger instead.

I wish Minecraft never existed.

 

[The Stonker]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

 

[ShogunGino]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

Granted, but now you're a hermaphrodite with severe body odor.

I wish that pizza was the most nutritious food in existence.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

Granted, but now you're a hermaphrodite with severe body odor.

I wish that pizza was the most nutritious food in existence.

Granted but it now tastes like poop.

I wish that Cartoon Network was awesome again.

 

[ShogunGino]

Granted but it now tastes like poop.

I wish that Cartoon Network was awesome again.

Granted, but then it goes bankrupt and 4kids takes over the channel.

EDITsorry, forgot a wish)

I wish that everyone agreed that videogames fall under 1st amendment protection, and stopped thinking that it ruins kids lives.

 

[The Stonker]

granted! but now you have no gender.

i wish to have my own copy of the earth were i am all alone.

Granted! But your immortal, so your trapped lonely with nothing but your own insanity.

I wish I wasn't genderless.

Granted, but now you're a hermaphrodite with severe body odor.

I wish that pizza was the most nutritious food in existence.

Granted! But now they only make pizza with shit on it.

I wish I would go more insane then I already was.

 

[Trivun]

Granted! But you're so insane now that you have the urge to commit a spree killing and then a murder-suicide.

I wish that I had the drive to actually get around to writing the various short stories and screenplays I keep imagining, but that they are all really great and awesome as well...

 

[ShogunGino]

granted! but due to over whelming demand for pizza the price sky rockets and makes it unavaible to most people.

i wish i knew Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?

Granted, but the answer makes as little sense as the question.

I wish that physics wasn't so incomprehensible to me.

 

[m.zajac]

Granted! But now you won't be able to comprehend anything else.

I wish that I didn't have the best job in the world.

 

[SquadronAce]

Granted, but the answer makes as little sense as the question.

I wish that physics wasn't so incomprehensible to me.[/quote]

Granted, but now driving a car is incomprehensible to you

I wish I had a Ford Mustang