Wish Granted, but...

[royohz]

Granted, but he returns as an undead.

I wish I woke up and went to second grade with all my memories so that I could improve my life.

 

[Death God]

Granted. But the toast is brunt.

I wish I wasn't so fat.

 

[TheLiham]

Granted. But the toast is brunt.

I wish I wasn't so fat.

Granted: but you're anorexic


I wish that this wish was a wish that got wished by someone who wanted to wish

 

[Lord Kloo]

I fail at quoting

 

[Lord Kloo]

Granted: but you're anorexic

I wish that this wish was a wish that got wished by someone who wanted to wish

Granted, although i just wished that wish and you will die painfully in two days time..

I wish that someone will be unable to think of a negative comment for this wish..

 

[The Stonker]

Wish granted! But now you only buy the box.

I wish I didn't feel depressed now or suicidal.

 

[Naeo]

Granted, but it turns out that amongst that knowledge is the factoid that existence is an illusion and that you're not real, and so you disappear forever.

I wish I were better at calculus.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Granted. But your abilities at everything else has deteriorated.

I wish all diseases and natural disasters would be vanquished from existence and that I would be immortal till I choose to die.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Wasn't this done before a while ago? It failed last time.

 

[YouBecame]

Wasn't this done before a while ago? It failed last time.

Granted this may be true, but it's happening all over again.

I wish I could dance properly.

 

[Free Thinker]

Wasn't this done before a while ago? It failed last time.

Granted this may be true, but it's happening all over again.

I wish I could dance properly.

Granted! But you can only dance like a pro when no one else sees you.

I wish I could have a relationship with the girl I like.

 

[feather240]

Granted, but you're just friends.

I wish I had fifty dollars.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Wasn't this done before a while ago? It failed last time.

Granted this may be true, but it's happening all over again.

I wish I could dance properly.

Granted! But you can only dance like a pro when no one else sees you.

I wish I could have a relationship with the girl I like.

Granted, but if you touch each other she turns into a hippopotamus.

 

[feather240]

Wasn't this done before a while ago? It failed last time.

Granted this may be true, but it's happening all over again.

I wish I could dance properly.

Granted! But you can only dance like a pro when no one else sees you.

I wish I could have a relationship with the girl I like.

Granted, but if you touch each other she turns into a hippopotamus.

Granted

Edit: (It's a joke because you didn't wish for anything.)

 

[Gardenia]

I wish I didn't feel depressed now or suicidal.

Granted! But you are now completely devoid of emotion.
I wish I could travel freely through time.

 

[Aiden_the-Joker1]

Granted

Although you didn't vote for anything either.

I wish I ruled the world .....with SCIENCE

 

[The Stonker]

Granted

Although you didn't vote for anything either.

I wish I ruled the world .....with SCIENCE

Granted but aliens attack and rule over you with an iron fist.

I wish I had longer hair, WHICH WASN'T MADE OUT OF SNAKES!

 

[blackflare]

Granted! But your so incredibly ugly everyone that looks at you will annoy you with the worst and most common internet memes until your eyes start to bleed .

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises

 

[ninja555]

Granted! But you get food posining and spend the rest of the day in the bathroom.

I wish for a stapler that shoots lasers instead of staples.

 

[Aratus]

Granted but you only have enough ammo for one shot!

I wish I had a robot buddy