Wish I could Unsee, AKA "Oh God! Why Did I Google That?!"

[Sleepy Sol]

I typically resist the temptation to look anything particularly horrible up. If I don't...I tend not to be...especially horrified by it for too long.

Can't think of any specific examples because of that.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

I got a few shocks when I first started using the internet; looking up Owls, for instance, returned a majority of responses for something called 'Older, Wiser, Lesbians'.

After the first few weeks though, I learnt that you don't see what you don't look for about 98% of the time. In fact I think DeviantArt is worse for this kind of search mismatching than Google is.

 

[VanQ]

I was told to google "Guts" once. Found a long transcript of a comedians act. Read the whole thing. I ended up head over a toilet and wanting to throw up for about 45mins after that.

 

[crotchdot]

I was once sent an email of a weight lifter who'd blown out his sphincter trying to lift weights that were too heavy.

I didn't even know that was a thing. I really wish I still didn't.

 

[Jamieson 90]

I recently stumbled upon a live leak video that shows the aftermath of an 11 year old boy being devoured by piranhas. It takes a lot to unnerve me but as soon as I saw the video I immediately said "Holy shiiiit," aloud.

Watch at your own risk.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=66c_1420939047


Yep, I wish I could unsee that......

 

[Stg]

I remember one, my friend told me to Google it. I believe it was called sticking, spearing, or something along those lines. I refuse to Google either of those and end up seeing that horror again. The sum up what it is, it's a small metal stick going into a dude's hole. Not the rear one either. *shudders at the memory*

It's called Sounding and it's a pretty popular fetish among men.

 

[kurupt87]

Yeah...speaking of human arms being swallowed by vaginas and anuses, you don't have to imagine it.

Damn it, I knew I should have stuck with torso instead. Still, there's probably a parable in here about the triumph of the indomitable human spirit.

There's even one sounding video using a teaspoon. The, uh, business end of it.

I've also seen a woman's urethra genuinely fucked by a penis.

 

[renegade7]

I follow the "Childfree" subreddit and as a joke someone brought up what a "perineal tear" was in a tongue-in-cheek list of reasons to use protection. I do not advise looking that up.

But if you must know...

Spoiler

The perineum, which is doctor-speak for "taint", gets ripped clean in half, literally coming apart like a zipper (no joke, it's a really straight cut), straight from the birth canal to the anus. It happens, to varying degrees of severity, in roughly 17% of births. And to add insult to injury, this damages the sphincter muscles and victims experience urinary and fecal incontinence for months: making for TWO people who will now need 4AM diaper changes.

But I think vore really takes the disgusting cake. I was hanging out with my friends playing Skyrim and he made a joke about it while I was doing the Namira quest where you have to eat someone, and I asked what that was and he suggested I Google search it and find out. And I did. And I will regret that decision for as long as I live, because now I know that there is in fact a fetish that combines bondage, torture, snuff, BBW, farting, and scat play (often in that exact order) and that's just with the usual orifices that people use for eating. And this isn't a joke, there are people who actually use this as erotica.

 

[reverse_rpm]

Among the many phobias a human can have, apparently there's one known as tryphobia, where the affected suffers an unnatural fear of pattern-like holes (bath sponges, beehives etc.)

Just Googling the image results for that is disturbing, but now, there is this japanese comic strip that takes the concept of tryphobia... and well... does with it what Japan does best...

The link is completly unsafe for work and mental health:

Spoiler

On a second thought, i've removed the link, to abide by the forum guidelines

 

[Risingblade]

pain Olympics I think they were called, don't google that.

 

[mysecondlife]

I never google when I am curious and yet suspicious about something. I urbandictionary.com

Things I've urbandictionary were... Eiffel tower and strawberry shortcake.

Cough*

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

The only thing that bothers me is the live execution/killing videos of humans. Not going to watch that ever, nope, nope, nope, nope. Gross out stuff I can handle, but that repulses me on an entirely different level.

One of the symptoms? Gangrene. Having heard of it, but never seen pictures of it, I looked it up and-


WHY DID I LOOK THAT UP?! WHYYYYY?!

I went into hospital once for an operation, and there was this poor old guy in the bed next to me and his big toe, a couple next to it and the ball of his foot went from purple blue to a shrivelled black with bits of white mould on it over the course of the week or so I was there. Occasionally you'd get a whiff of it wafting over. Ah, the smell. Refreshing! It was very similar to the one on the wikipedia page. Lost most of his foot, poor chap.

 

[Bob_McMillan]

Milk fountain.

Like Two Girls One Cup, but creamier.

And I discovered that before I discovered porn.

 

[laggyteabag]

I decided that it was in my best interests to go on Reddit 50/50.

 

[DanteRL]

Among the many phobias a human can have, apparently there's one known as tryphobia, where the affected suffers an unnatural fear of pattern-like holes (bath sponges, beehives etc.)

I kind of have that, but would never have realized if it wasn't for the internet, that wonderful thing! Wasn't googled, but someone posted on Facebook a story about how using unclean bra's can be harmfull, followed by a (clearly photoshoped) image of a breast full of holes. CHRIST the horror! It made me unconfortable for days, to the point of really felling nauseous just remembering it, and now I kind of erased from my memory. Can't really recall how it was, but just the thought of it, makes me put my hand in my chest. And I'm a man.

Also, once in class a friend decided to google Angel Dust and Crokidil (or something like that), one makes most of it's users really into self mutilation, and the other involve some really effed up gangrene.

Now I've learned the lesson, never look up for images, just text, and always walk away when someone says they want to show you some site about meat spinning.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

I didn't google it, but I once came across a video where a guy jumps in the water from a pier. Thing is, there was another pier there before the water, he stumbled, hit his head on the corner and then fell into the water. I don't know which was more disturbing: the image of his motionless body floating face down in the water which turned red around him, or the clip from the guy's surgery where his head was literally split open multiple centimeters wide.

Come to think of it, it might have been this very forum where I came across the video in question.

Another video I still can't understand why I watched was a video where a mexican cartel decapitates two men with a chainsaw. I turned it off about 3 seconds after first blood, but the image still lingers in my mind.

And one final shoutout to all you crazy people who want to see the sickest shit: type "Offended?" into google, and then press I'm Feeling Lucky. I once told my friend who has seen the sickest shit to do it, and even he couldn't take it. What you will see is basically a webpage filled with absolutely all fucked up, sickening, wrong, evil, revolting, vomit-inducing things you can imagine, and also the things you can't imagine.

 

[Souther Thorn]

Tub Girl. That is all.
do not google it, do not look for it.
If you've seen it you know what I mean, if you have not you do not wanted it scarred on your retinas.

 

[CrystalShadow]

Rarely anything I've looked up myself.

Usually some ahem. 'friend' feels the need to 'show' me stuff...

Like, um, 'blue waffle'...

Oh, and I've seen One man, One Jar... (It's horrific, but once you start watching it, it's hard to stop... >_>)

Please somebody remove those things from my memory... Ugh... XD

 

[Blacklight28]

I didn't google it myself, but I did make the mistake of following a nasty link one time. I was reading a discussion about Extra Credits' Call of Juarez: The Cartel video and the game's disrespectful handling of the drug war. In one of those post was a video of two men being executed by a cartel, one man being stabbed to death and the other killed with a chainsaw.
(video here, minus the disscusion with the nasty link) [http://extra-credits.net/episodes/call-of-juarez-the-cartel/]

 

[Queen Michael]

I used to be a HUGE Phantom of the Opera fan. I read the book. I watched several movie versions. I even paid money for fanfiction.

On one forum there was a woman talking about fanfiction. She discussed how lots of fanfics have Erik turn out to look pretty good under his mask. She felt this was cheating, and mentioned a disease that he might have. A darn ugly disease.

I checked what people with that disease look like. I should not have checked what people with that disease look like.