Woman Claims to Own the Sun

[Jopoho]

It's a good thing that I get to charge her rent for parking her sun in the Milky Way, which I happen to own.

Earth was good to me in my times of need, so I'll let it slide on the rent if it will promise to be nicer to Pluto.

 

[Orrym]

Some mental hospital is missing a patient. What kind of person do you have to be to pull shit like this?

Actually it's quite a smooth move and you're only saying that cause you know that ownership of anything like that will mean that you'll have to pay no matter what

She can do it legally the law is quite clear as stupid as it may sound

Actually... Even if she does own the sun we would never have to pay a thing.
The reason for this being that her owning the sun and expecting to get payed would be exactly the same as her owning a flash light shining it on us and expecting to get payed.

 

[RobCoxxy]

I won't claim the Andromeda Galaxy, I won't claim the Andromeda Galaxy....
Yes, perhaps worth an unfathomable amount of money, but when our Galaxies merge, it's sure to cause me some kind of hefty insurance payout for damage and whatnot.

 

[Rack]

Sun Piracy costs our economy $70,000,000,000,000 a day!

 

[TheWwwizard]

This chick is SO going to get sued for trying to give everyone cancer.

 

[PsykoDragon]

Hooded capes are going to be a needed instead of a weirdly desired product now. As well as night vision goggles.

Riddick would have a blast!

 

[Skratt]

She can have it for all I care. She'll be in court battles for years about it, but everyone who sustains damage on Earth would be more than happy for someone who would have legal responsibility for Large Solar Flares. Therefore, someone to complain to.

She is actually protected by force majeure.

 

[Cameron Sours]

I will be happy to pay for my 'usage' of the sun... in good Solarian Credit Union Money. (For those soft on acronyms, thats SCUM.)

 

[BlackStar42]

can we pay her in zimbabwe dollars?

 

[toapat]

realize the glorious implications of this:

all non- geological disasters (everything not an earthquake, volcano, or underwater earthquake), sun burn, sun poisoning, skin cancer, bad crops, drought, and wind damage can all be sued for, because they are all sun powered

 

[MEEBO17]

Damn, why didnt I think of that?

 

[Snarky Username]

I'm pretty sure she's kidding/trolling about charging people, for all the people who are outraged about it...

It seems to me she just did this as a joke, more or less. Just to say, "I own the sun!"

 

[Steve Dark]

Well then, if that's how it's gunna be... I claim the rest of the universe. You know, every single one of the trillions of other, better suns. And every planet that orbits them. And all those nifty black holes holding galaxies together.

Feeling pretty silly now aren't we lady, only claiming one sun?

 

[p3t3r]

someone can just get a sun burn then sue the crap out of her

 

[geckorus10]

alright then, I own the... uhh... I own the world's oil reseres now! YOU MUST ALL APPEASE ME WITH MONEY AND SACRIFICES TO MAKE YOUR CAR EVER MOVE AGAIN!!!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Well then, if that's how it's gunna be... I claim the rest of the universe. You know, every single one of the trillions of other, better suns. And every planet that orbits them. And all those nifty black holes holding galaxies together.

Feeling pretty silly now aren't we lady, only claiming one sun?

Not really, since she can make money off hers and you cant. and since other people already have claims to the planets importnat to earth.

 

[bossfight1]

Can someone eliminate this woman? Please? The fact that she's alive is rapidly reducing our value as a species.