Words/Phrases that annoy you.

[Kajt]

When people use like, you know and um... way too much in a sentence.
GET TO THE POINT ALREADY!

 

[Rascarin]

I hate the word "tactile". My mum uses it all the time, and even more so since I told her that I can't stand it. (*****)

 

[JoshasorousRex]

When people use fully wrong. Such as "I was fully there" That just doesn't sound right

EDIT: Is fully even a word!?!

 

[Flap Jack452]

Thought of another one: "Oh my God, thats <color=purple>Soooooooooooo funny! <color=purple>Like, Oh my God! *nervous giggle*" And you know that the girl who says that never actually laughs

 

[Spacelord]

I'm studying Human Resource Management, where they're all about corporate buzzwords that drive me UP THE FUCKING WALL.

Our library is called a 'studylandscape', we don't get grades but 'assessments', based on our 'competence matrix' in our 'digital portfolio', where we have essays about 'lifetime employability' and transcripts of interviews using 'neuro-linguistic programming conversational techniques'.

I could go on for hours.

 

[Joshimodo]

The influx of words like "beast" being used to describe things.

"Heard the new song by <insert generic sh*tty band here>? It's well beast."

Same goes for any word that shouldn't be used in that manner, but is.

 

[kawligia]

"Per se" but only because most people don't use it properly.

 

[LackingSaint]

Putting 'like' in the middle of your, like, sentences for no, like, reason.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Like, when people, like, talk, and they like, don't have a, like good understanding of what they're, like, going to talk about, you know. Yeah.

Ditzes: they come in all shapes and sizes, but they speak the same language.

Like, combine that, y'know like, with a Gloucester accent (yeah?), where they add an "errrrrrr" after every (like) 'R' sound and you have my answer.

Also any chav phrases.

Like, when people, like, talk, and they like, don't have a, like good understanding of what they're, like, going to talk about, you know. Yeah.

Ditzes: they come in all shapes and sizes, but they speak the same language.

Like, combine that, y'know like, with a Gloucester accent (yeah?), where they add an "errrrrrr" after every (like) 'R' sound and you have my answer.

Also any chav phrases.

Like, combine dem wit', like, a badly attempted Gloucester accent, yah, and top it wit', like, a heavy Cork drawl, like.

See, 'cause it's still annoying, but you can understand it less.

I am going to murder the both of you.

Yeah, I know.
...
Wait, why this time?

 

[gjkdioepppp]

"Believe you me"
uhhh......What?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Like, when people, like, talk, and they like, don't have a, like good understanding of what they're, like, going to talk about, you know. Yeah.

Ditzes: they come in all shapes and sizes, but they speak the same language.

Like, combine that, y'know like, with a Gloucester accent (yeah?), where they add an "errrrrrr" after every (like) 'R' sound and you have my answer.

Also any chav phrases.

Like, when people, like, talk, and they like, don't have a, like good understanding of what they're, like, going to talk about, you know. Yeah.

Ditzes: they come in all shapes and sizes, but they speak the same language.

Like, combine that, y'know like, with a Gloucester accent (yeah?), where they add an "errrrrrr" after every (like) 'R' sound and you have my answer.

Also any chav phrases.

Like, combine dem wit', like, a badly attempted Gloucester accent, yah, and top it wit', like, a heavy Cork drawl, like.

See, 'cause it's still annoying, but you can understand it less.

I am going to murder the both of you.

Yeah, I know.
...
Wait, why this time?

This thread is destroying my mind, and you are party to that.

Like, really?

 

[SenseOfTumour]

The phrase 'I'm not racist, but' taken to mean 'I'm racist, but don't want to admit it, and'.

 

[Cowabungaa]

"It's going to be alright." No it's not just going to be alright, shit like just doesn't POOF happen! I can't stand optimism when it lacks any form of foundation, it's so...unrealistic. Watching the world with the so-called 'pink sunglasses' is only making it going to hurt a lot more, and it's not going to really help anyway.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Like, when people, like, talk, and they like, don't have a, like good understanding of what they're, like, going to talk about, you know. Yeah.

Ditzes: they come in all shapes and sizes, but they speak the same language.

Like, combine that, y'know like, with a Gloucester accent (yeah?), where they add an "errrrrrr" after every (like) 'R' sound and you have my answer.

Also any chav phrases.

Like, combine dem wit', like, a badly attempted Gloucester accent, yah, and top it wit', like, a heavy Cork drawl, like.

See, 'cause it's still annoying, but you can understand it less.

I am going to murder the both of you.

See? It annoys you and you haven't even heard it being spoken!

 

[XJ-0461]

whenever people use "lol" in general conversation. online it's all right, but when you're standing next to someone and somethings funny, just fucking laugh!

 

[Nefy]

Although it may not be a phrase or word, but whenever someone shudders and sounds the following in a most over-reacting way: 'Brrrrrrr' without there being any reason to shudder or make such a sound I twitch.

I swear, a piece of me dies whenever someone shudders for no reason other than to display their nuisance with the topic at hand.

 

[Duh]

the words Leprecy and Retardation have been used a lot lately