Worlds Worst Excuses
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once there were a lot of people waiting around at my school, and one of them started climbing this pole and knocked a huge clock off the wall and broke it.
His excuse: Sorry Miss, I was bored
His excuse: Sorry Miss, I was bored
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((Insert missing/broken item here))? I never knew.
Oddly enough, it's surprisingly effective. Or at least, my parents fell for it a lot.
((Insert missing/broken item here))? I never knew.Oddly enough, it's surprisingly effective. Or at least, my parents fell for it a lot.
"Oh wow sorry! I just slipped then aimed a little low."
Not once when anybody has said that in context has it been true.
Not once when anybody has said that in context has it been true.
i cannot believe i actually got halfway down the page without reading this excuse.emwhite123 said:
A girl was once off school for the day, and apparently she needed to help bake a cake for her grandma.
And this was in reception (I believe you call it kindergarden, which to me sounds like a plantation of really processed chocolate), where the only two things children can do is spin around fast and like trees - why the hell would her family take her out of school for the day to help bake a cake - a task which does not take 6 hours to do.
Unless it was her grandmother's wedding, and they were baking her a massive cake on the day. But then why not mention the fact you were at a wedding, that's perfectly acceptable.
And this was in reception (I believe you call it kindergarden, which to me sounds like a plantation of really processed chocolate), where the only two things children can do is spin around fast and like trees - why the hell would her family take her out of school for the day to help bake a cake - a task which does not take 6 hours to do.
Unless it was her grandmother's wedding, and they were baking her a massive cake on the day. But then why not mention the fact you were at a wedding, that's perfectly acceptable.
"Sorry I was late, Miss. I save the world from a stampede of hamsters."
Someone who was a friend of mine when I was twelve. The teacher couldn't keep serious enough to properly shout at him, so she let him off. Being an idiot, though, my friend used it several times afterwards with several different teachers before receiving a 3rd-degree bollocking.
Good times.
Someone who was a friend of mine when I was twelve. The teacher couldn't keep serious enough to properly shout at him, so she let him off. Being an idiot, though, my friend used it several times afterwards with several different teachers before receiving a 3rd-degree bollocking.
Good times.
From an old telephone-company commercial, on why you haven't called Mom for Mother's Day:
"Locusts... flew through the window...."
"Locusts... flew through the window...."
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