Worst Game Idea You Can Think Of
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a game that dispenses bloodsucking crabs into your house while giving you a mixture of herpies and AIDS...HAIDS...
Half Life 2 expansion pack/episode/add on where you control Alyx Vance but it's still from Gordon Freeman's point of view.
Zero Punctuation: The Game! With about the same quality of animation as the original series, and the game orders you to @#$% up your hand if you don't like Tim Schafer(?) games.
SIM Graduation: you click and order graduates to go and get their diplomas, while controlling their smugness in order to have maximum insult to injury for people that failed to pass.
RAPELAY 2: you control from 1st person perspective what the rape victim does up until they get raped, then the game ends without you getting to see anything, you sick bastard who's into that sort of thing
SIM admin: you play an administrator on the escapist looking for trolls, and banning them. Full realism, with ability to make him realize that he makes a living clicking little boxes on a computer and causing him to go into depression (please don't ban me for that).
G4 The Text Adventure: you control the g4 executives and work to make your network as much of a whore as possible and loose your entire audience to Revision 3 and the escapist after you completely erase all that made your network unique (whyyyyy?! Why did you ruin the last good cable channel?! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!)
World of motherfucking warcraft. Nuff said.
Zero Punctuation: The Game! With about the same quality of animation as the original series, and the game orders you to @#$% up your hand if you don't like Tim Schafer(?) games.
SIM Graduation: you click and order graduates to go and get their diplomas, while controlling their smugness in order to have maximum insult to injury for people that failed to pass.
RAPELAY 2: you control from 1st person perspective what the rape victim does up until they get raped, then the game ends without you getting to see anything, you sick bastard who's into that sort of thing
SIM admin: you play an administrator on the escapist looking for trolls, and banning them. Full realism, with ability to make him realize that he makes a living clicking little boxes on a computer and causing him to go into depression (please don't ban me for that).
G4 The Text Adventure: you control the g4 executives and work to make your network as much of a whore as possible and loose your entire audience to Revision 3 and the escapist after you completely erase all that made your network unique (whyyyyy?! Why did you ruin the last good cable channel?! whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!)
World of motherfucking warcraft. Nuff said.
Vatican City extreme go-kart racing
or a game where you just have to listen to boxxy for 10 minutes per loading screen
or a game where you just have to listen to boxxy for 10 minutes per loading screen
A story about a young boy or girl, who has heroic blood flooding through their veins, and after the death of their sister, must strive to take the world out of the darkness about to consume it, and seek revenge upon the man who killed your sister.
Oh wait, did I just describe Fable II?
Oh wait, did I just describe Fable II?
So a group of space marines go into their local Mcdonalds, but they're out of big macs. They lose it and murder everyone in the place. HQ radio's them and tells them that the evil arabs have stolen all the big macs in America to feed their starving families. The Space Marines make chase. Use the Wii Remote to swipe a burger from a starving child's hand! Use the Wiimote and Nunchuck to beat down defenseless women! With Wiimotion plus, killing minorities has never felt more realistic.
Keith Jackson the game.
Spend 30 years watching paint dry in between getting up and touching said paint to test "tackiness". Bonus level revolves explaining job to strangers and children.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-408848/The-man-gets-paid-watch-paint-dry.html
Spend 30 years watching paint dry in between getting up and touching said paint to test "tackiness". Bonus level revolves explaining job to strangers and children.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-408848/The-man-gets-paid-watch-paint-dry.html