Worst Game Idea You Can Think Of

Goldeneye103X2

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An FPS where you have only one gun, no story, the gun needs reloading after every shot, the graphics are below N64 par, and the AI doesn't even bother.

OR big rigs.
 

meatshield

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Glerken said:
So, you play as E.T.
And you walk around. And you fall in a pit. Then you float out.
Repeat a million times.

Who would make that?
Atari did. Most of the copys where dumped into a landfill back in the 80s I believe.

I would have to say fire marshal inspector. Wander bussness inspecting fire extinshers.
 

teutonicman

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A game where you commit rape... OH WAIT http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2009/02/video-game-featuring-virtual-rape-pulled-from-amazon.ars
 

Martymer

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A game that simulates **tactical espionage action** by letting the player watch poorly written cutscenes for about an hour and sit through thirty minutes of even worse dialogue per hour of actual gameplay. Add to that arcade-style fight scenes (either bosses or waves of nobodies) that make up about half of that, no end of gay overtones, a story that's too stupid to keep one's attention for more than ten minutes, a horribly over-acting lead voice actor whose constant attempts to sound cool just make you wanna laugh your ass off at every single line he speaks (until you realize that he's not trying to be funny; then you just wanna shoot the guy who hired him)... oh, and enemies with supernatural abilities. Now, if someone were to make a game like that, and get every corrupt reviewer to give the damn thing perfect or near-perfect scores... Man! I hope no one ever makes a single game like that, ever. Much less four, just pick an arbitrary number. Oh... wait...

DISCLAIMER: I know, I know, it's a matter of taste, but it IS the worst game idea I can think of (at least off the top of my head), and I don't need you to agree with me, so let's just say I'm right and you're wrong and STFU about it ;-)
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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My Little Pony.

Even AIDS is not as bad as My Little Pony.

Ughghghghghghg... UGH.

UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH!

Edit:

I just remembered the Escapist loves Ponies.

This will get slammed horribly.
 

Slash Dementia

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A game where you play the life of a lice on someone head. It would be a simulator; all you would see is hair, then a giant lice comb, then some water and shampoo. You have to successfully avoid getting washed out of his/her hair. The game takes 32 days to complete and is keeps playing even when you're not.

The game would be called: Lice and will have a collector's edition that comes with a comb and lice treatment kit.
 

DragonChi

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a game that steals your soul into it and forces you to watch "Who's The Boss" for all eternity, and the body that you left in the real world is possessed by a demon and starts ..deleting all your saved games from every game you own.
 

Lissa-QUON

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G1eet said:
Propagandasaurus said:
Prison Rape: An Edutainment Adventure!
"I'd like to tell you he fought the good fight..."
This game exists, in the form of a text adventure for the yaoi (anime gay porn) enthusiast. Though I forget the actual name of it I've seen it.
 

G1eet

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Lissa-QUON said:
G1eet said:
Propagandasaurus said:
Prison Rape: An Edutainment Adventure!
"I'd like to tell you he fought the good fight..."
This game exists, in the form of a text adventure for the yaoi (anime gay porn) enthusiast. Though I forget the actual name of it I've seen it.
I don't know which is more disturbing- that you know of it or that they actually made it -_-
 

Lissa-QUON

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G1eet said:
Lissa-QUON said:
G1eet said:
Propagandasaurus said:
Prison Rape: An Edutainment Adventure!
"I'd like to tell you he fought the good fight..."
This game exists, in the form of a text adventure for the yaoi (anime gay porn) enthusiast. Though I forget the actual name of it I've seen it.
I don't know which is more disturbing- that you know of it or that they actually made it -_-
One sometimes can not help what their friends play. I never played it, I just heard the aftermath and the lemonade jokes afterward.
 
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A virtual reality game... where you can get shot for real, and everyone is aiming for your nuts... and that you can't turn off.

Aliens putting your brain in a jar and forcing you to play a game called "flagellants unite!" (the title speaks for itself.)